My big, GAY fan-fiction

chap 1

     I woke up. It was the perfect day to explore the city. I got up and changed into a shirt with a turtle on it and some rainbow jeans. It was an odd pairing but I didn't really care. I called my friend, Laf, to ask if he and Mulligan would like to explore New York with me. "Hai." I said.
"Hello mon ami." Laf greeted.
"Whats up?"
"Nothing." Mulligan yawned. I could tell that he had just woken up.
"I was wondering if you would like to explore New York with me." I just moved here from North Carolina so it was very confusing and difficult to get around.
"Sure."
"K thanks." I hung up and put my sneakers on. I hated wearing Nike brand shoes. They were so annoying to wear. Once, I saw Nike shoes on Mulligan and screamed "TAKE THOSE OFF NOW!!!" He looked at me as if I were a madman. That's why Laf and Mulligan threw away all of their Nike products. I chuckled at the memory and pulled my forest that I called hair into a messy ponytail. I put a jacket on and walked out of my house. I checked my phone to see if there were any notifications. There was a text from my group chat with Laf and Mulligan. It read:

Hey Turtle_puff!

It was from Mulligan. I texted back:

Hey BRAHpants! Wassup?
BRAHpants: nothin. Im getting ready rn.
Turtle_puff: youre sooo slow
LeFrenchFry: ik. Herc was taking a long shower.
BRAHpants: its not my fault that i like to dance in the shower
LeFrenchFry: you broke our shower curtain -_-
Turtle_puff: ill see ya bai
LeFrenchFry: bye mon ami
BRAHpants: bye

I walked to a coffee shop and ordered a caramel cappuccino. As I waited for it to be ready, I listened to the Lin soundtrack. I sounded great in this as Anthony. "A caramel cappuccino for Jhen Lourey!" The girl yelled. I sighed and raised my hand. I went up there and grabbed my cap. I flicked the cashier off and walked away. I didn't even pay. I walked away and sat down on a bench. There was another guy on it but I didn't care. I drank my cap and read posts on Instagram. "Awww." I looked at a picture of Laf and Mulligan. It was adorable. I decided to take a picture of me and the guy next to me. "Say cheese!" I yelled and took the picture. He looked at me and yelled: "DELETE THE PICTURE NOW!!!" He yelled. I laughed. "NEVER!!!" I ran away from him and he raced after me. He was so short.

Thats the end of chapter one bitches. See ya. Bai. 🖕