am i gay(?)

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right now i want to share a bit about my peculiar hobby.

my hobby is really--fancy, you could say.
no, sorry, it is disturbing.
sometimes i myself wonder about what the fuck is wrong with my hobbies.

so, i made a list.
here it is.
the title is "some of my high-class hobbies" :

1) i love pinching cheeks.

2) i love eating french fries after i dipped it on some creamy vanilla ice cream.

3) i love smacking my bros butt because it gets shaky when i slapped it and i think it's funny.

4) i love snacking on watermelon seeds. i don't know why.

5) i love messing and teasing with girls, especially the girls i found cute.
i don't know. there's just something satisfying and laughable from it.
what a stress reliever.

their angry faces when i start teasing them tho.
dang, it's so cute.
sometimes i want to squish it.
but i don't want to hurt 'em.
/slap

and this is the reason why many people thought me gay.
and i think it's funny.
how does one think i'm gay by simply judging me from the way i mess with the girls?

what a bunch of close-minded(s)
/eh

okay, maybe i indeed looks gay because after i think about it, none of the girls i've met and i know have such an interesting hobby like mine.
well, they're not 100% wrong.
they're like,
1% right and 99% wrong.

but the thing is,
i just don't give a fuck anymore.
i'm tired of answering their silly questions, so I just let it all be lol

people thought i'm gay? who the fuck cares, i'm doing what i want.

YOLO, baby!

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