Give him the fucking coffee!

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Dracula: Gimme that coffee.

Bryce: Dude, you've already had like seven cups since you came home.

Dracula: Gimme that coffee.

Bryce: ...Drac, it's 2am.

Dracula: I swear to God Bryce. I haven't slept in the last two days, I have an 18-page essay due in five hours, and I haven't even started it yet. GimME THAT FUCKING COFFEE!

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