Wrong Number [EXCERPT]

Wrong Number

February 13th, 2018 23:34

Jolie
Hey, bitch, you're late!

Carson
Late? Who is this?

Jolie
You're fucking hilarious. You'd better not be to too far away, some drunk asshole keeps trying to make out with me.

Carson
You seriously have the wrong number.

Jolie
This is the number you gave me for your new phone! Stop fucking around!

Carson
You must have gotten a number wrong, because I don't know who you are.

Is there someone else you can call to pick you up?

Hello?

I don't want to leave you with a drunk asshole.

Jolie
You're really not Alicia?

Carson
Definitely not Alicia.

Jolie
Motherfucker.

Carson
Sorry.

February 14th, 2018 04:55

Carson
Hi, sorry to bother you. Just wondering if you made it home ok?

February 14th, 2018 11:12

Jolie
Were you up until 5am worrying?

Carson
I was already up, early morning shift.

Jolie
I took a cab, didn't get assaulted by drunk asshole.

Thanks for asking.

Carson
No problem.

I couldn't help but feel a bit responsible since I was the only person you could get a hold of.

Jolie
That's fucking depressing.

Carson
Probably.

February 14th, 2018 17:52

Jolie
You know what's really fucking depressing?
Getting stood up on Valentine's Day.

Carson
Ouch.

You ok?

Jolie
Aren't you just a fucking white knight, huh?

Carson
Sorry, I just figured you texted because you wanted to talk about it.

Jolie
I do and I don't. I don't know why I texted you.

Actually I do.

My husband stood me up and my only friend is his sister so I can't really bitch to her about it.

But like you don't need to listen to a stranger fucking complaining right?

You should probably just block my number.