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*dance music plays and I strut in like a honey badger*

oh hi there I haven't updated in a long time because i eat dick burritos hahahahahahahaha no

so today iS THE SECOND LAST DAY OF SCHOOL BEFORE SUMMER HOLLA

THIS IS ANOTHER EDITION OF ANNOYING PEOPLE AT SCHOOL YAY (since it's the end of the year and no one even cares anymore meaning i don't have time to deal with your shiz)

FIRST OFF

WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS PREACHING TO YOUR FRIENDS WHO THINK YOURE THEIR AMAZING GOD, THAT YOU SHOULD NEVER BE THE MEAN PERSON WHO LEAVES OTHERS OUT BECAUSE I SEE YOU DISSING OFF THE ONES ON "THE LOWER RANKS OF THE SOCIAL LADDER." THEYRE ALWAYS THE TEACHERS PET TOO

second (yes I am calm)

STOP TALKING ABOUT BOOBIES IN SOCIAL STUDIES CLASS

IM TOO BUSY LAughing instead of paying attention and yeah it's partially my fault too I know

THIRDLY

QUIT THROWING THE WORD RATCHET AROUND LIKE ITS A PICTURE OF HARRY STYLES PING PONGS AT SHOW AND TELL OK

FOURTHLY

STOP HATING ON OTHERS BECAUSE THEY DONT KNOW THE THINGS YOURE REFERENCING TOO

IT MAKES EVERYONE FEEL BAD LOL

FIFTH THING

my crushes eyes are too nice im not angry just wanted to state this fact

OK IM DONE FOR THIS CHAPTER OF PP LOL

so help me: should I wear a dress tomorrow for the last day since we have an award ceremony????

((((((or nah))))))

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