How to roast someone

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Please don't get offended
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Person: Are you ugly?

Quake: Are you a dictionary? Because your ego is sure thick

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Person: Your mom sucks

Solar: Your mama so fat that her social status is worldwide

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Person: I hate you

Cyclone: You know, I'd slap you by now but that's animal abuse

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Person: You look like shit

Blaze: Thanks, I was trying to look like you today

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Person: Sucks to be you now doesn't it?

Ice: Yeah, like your social life

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Person: I'm damn hotter and handsome than you

Thorn: Oh really? Because hello kitty got scared and said goodbye

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Person: You damn ugly

Thunderstorm: *gestures to the room* Here's the amount of people who gives multiple fucks and thinks you are funny!

Person: But the room is empty

Thunderstorm: Exactly

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Spoiled teenager: GIVE ME MONEY

Fang: *gets annoyed but ignores him/her*

Spoiled teenager: *keeps on bragging and rambling*

Fang: *gets annoyed then hits him/her but not too hard, kinda like a faint slap*

Spoiled teenager: STOP HITTING ME THAT'S CHILD ABUSE

Fang: You do sure have a big vocabulary for a stupid kid

Spoiled teenager: STUPID?!

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