Bubsy bobcat x human reader

Modern Bubsy?

Bubsy woke up on the lumpy couch while you slept on the bed alone. You were still upset about the fact that Bubsy sided with that perverted kid yesterday so you sent him to the couch. He yawned and rubbed the sleep out of his eyes as he dragged his big furry feet to the bathroom to do his usual morning routine; brush his teeth with power tools, eat cereal and do dishes.

Normally he would end the routine by sliding into the living room to do some last minute breakdancing, but ever since he moved from his crazy house he didn't have a slide that connected to the kitchen to the living room.

Bubsy poured himself some coffee in his officially licensed Accolade mug, before plopping on the couch and turning on the TV. He surfed through multiple channels while taking a few sips of coffee.

"Man, there's just nothing to watch." Bubsy sighed as he slouched his shoulders from pure boredom.

He was about to close the TV when he was stopped by an interesting commercial. A charming weasel in a blue suit selling the perfect scam to the unsuspecting bobcat.

"Hey buddy!" The weasel pointed from behind the TV screen. Bubsy looked around to see if he talking to someone else before pointing to himself questioningly.

"Yeah you! Has your wife or girlfriend been on her moods lately? Did ya make her mad and don't know what to do?"

Bubsy vigorously nodded his head as he turned up the volume.

"Well come on down to Wacky Weasels jewelry store and buy something for that special lady of yours. You know what they say...The quickest way to a woman's heart is through expensive gifts."

Bubsy closed the TV after the 20 second commercial and looked up in thought. "Hmm...maybe that weasels right, I should buy (Y/n) a gift."

The orange bobcat jumped to his feet and grinned widely. "Yeah! She'll be so happy..." Bubsy blushed and giggled at all the naughty thoughts that filled his head. "...I bet I'll even get a reward for being such a great boyfriend." He chuckled as he darted out the door and into town.

Meanwhile you had just awoken from your sleep. With a yawn and a quick stretch you start your own morning routine. On your way to the bathroom you trip over one of Bubsy's yarn balls and fall flat on your face.

"Ugh! I thought I told him to pick up after himself!" You grumbled as you put away the pesky ball of yarn. After freshening up you look around and noticed that the house was a mess with most of Bubsy's belongings scattered all over the floor. A loud sigh escaped your lips as you got to work cleaning up after your boyfriend.

After 20 minutes of tidying up you decided to do laundry for both you and Bubsy, with the basket in one arm you grabbed your dirty clothes as well as Bubsy's taco stained shirt and tossed them inside. As you make your way to the laundry room your foot made contact with something extremely sharp, causing you to yell as you drop the basket.

You were frantically hopping on one foot, trying to balance yourself as you hold your foot to get a good look at what was causing you so much pain. It was Bubsy's huge claw stuck in the middle of your sole! You swore a few curse words while carefully removing the hallow shed claw and tossing it away in anger.

"As soon as Bubsy gets home I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind!" You growled as you pick up the scattered clothes and tossed them back into the basket. Something fell out from one of Bubsy's shirt that caught your attention, a portable hole. 'He probably forgot about it when he left for work or something' you think to yourself.

You stare at the black hole in awe, wondering how Bubsy uses it in his games. You threw the portable hole in the air as it floats in front of you, being as curious as you are you placed one hand inside. You felt a warm tingling sensation before being sucked inside, you closed your eyes as you screamed from what you believed was falling to your death. You wished Bubsy was here   to save you again, when suddenly you came to a screeching halt.

"Look what the cat dragged in."

That voice sounded a lot like Bubsy 3d, when you looked up you didn't see a 3 dimensional Bubsy, no, you saw an unattractive gender bent Bubsy staring at you!

The woman, who was wearing an oversized Bubsy shirt smiled at you with a crooked gap toothed grin that could make an onion cry. "Say, you're actually kinda cute. Though I prefer dudes...no offence." She extended a paw to you, which you take. "My names Bubsy, short for Bubsabella bobcat. And you are?"

You stood there in shock, wondering if this was Bubsy's future self. Before you could answer your attention shifted over to the guy who was beside him...uh her. It was conker (from conker's bad fur day), but a much older and fatter conker. Bubsy followed your gaze and smiled. "This hunk right here is my favourite." She picked up the overweight squirrel and started making out with him in front of you.

The two of them kissed without a care in the world, they seemed happy which made you feel miserable. Clearly you weren't going to be in Bubsy's future, not that it mattered, from what you've seen he'd eventually become a transgendered woman and forget all about you.

"Hey!" Said Bubsy. "How's bout we go upstairs and snuggle?" She suggested to conker, who replied "Okay doll." Bubsy quickly turned to you and asked if you wanted to join in on their fun, you were disgusted with the suggestion and quickly replied with a loud no. "Ahhh come on," She nudged your shoulder, "A threesome could be fun.."

"I said no!" You said firmly with crossed arms. Bubsy shrugged her shoulders and walked upstairs with conker. You shook your head in both disappointment and disgust, this can't be your future boyfriend.