Suck mah balls

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Isle 2 bosses: *walk into classroom*

Me: okay, everyone. Let's take our seats.

Kahl: thank you, party.

Kahl: okay, everyone. Let's start off the day with a few new math problems. What is 5 x 2?

(Silence)

Kahl: cmon don't be shy.

Wally warbles: *raises hand*

Kahl: yes Wally?

Wally: 12?

Kahl: okay. Let's try and get an answer from someone who isn't a complete retard. Anyone? Cmon don't be shy.

Baroness von bon bon: I think I now the answer dr kahl.

Beppi: *mocks*

Bon: shut up fat boi!

Beppi: HEY! Don't call me fat I fucking Jew!!

Kahl: BEPPI!! Did you just say the f word?

Beppi:....Jew..?

Bon: No he's talking about fuck. You can't say fuck in school u fucking fatass.

Kahl: BON!!

Beppi: why tf not?

Kahl: BEPPI!!

Djimmi: dude, you just said fuck again.

Kahl: DJIMMI!!

Grim: ???

Kahl: GRIM!!

Beppi: what's the big deal? I doesn't hurt anybody. Fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck.

Kahl: HOW WOULD U LIKE TO SEE THE SCHOOL COUNCIL!!??

Beppi: how would u like to suck my balls?

Everyone: *gasp*

Me: *spins beppis chair towards me* WhAt DiD yOu SaY!!!!!!!!??????

Beppi: Sorry, What I meant was: *gets megaphone* HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS, DR KAHL!!!???

Djimmi: holy shit dude.

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