22. Type Of Drunk They Are

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Stan:
-Depressing drunk
-Cries a lot
-Stares at the ceiling
-might cuss out his loved ones for no reason

Kyle:
-Fun drunk
-The party ACTUALLY starts when he's drunk

Cartman:
-Annoying drunk
-Super loud
-Just annoys people!

Kenny:
-Foodie/ flirty drunk
-eats ALOT when he's drunk
-like a lot
-gains like 3 pound in that one night
-Flirts his way into eating ;))))

Tweek:
-Flirty drunk
-Flirts with you a ton
-Flirted with a couch twice, and a plant once
-Your concerned most of the time...

Butters:
-Horny drunk?!??
-yeah..
-Innocent Butters?
-YOU THOUGHT WRONGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAA

Craig:
-Angry Drunk
-He's a dick when he's drunk
-tries to fight a lot of people
-you always gotta hold his ass back

Oof

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