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maya
amie i stg if you ate all my donuts i will nail your head up against the wall

098-765-4321
sorry, who is this?

maya
oh shit did jet the wrong number?

maya
get** sorry

098-765-4321
yeah, i'm pretty sure you got the wrong number

098-765-4321
plus could you not swear

maya
am i talking to a 10 year old why can't i swear

098-765-4321
no your talking to an 11 year old ugh

maya
umm anyway i should probably go and get the right number

098-765-4321
noo please don't go

maya
but you could be a 73 y/o stalker watching me rn

maya
so i should probably go

098-765-4321
i promise you i'm not a 73 year old stalker, i live in la

maya
i'm going to la in 2 days

098-765-4321
i love how we're talking yet don't know each other's names

maya
oh fuck delete all those texts where i told you where i was going

098-765-4321
what's your name?

maya
what's your name?

098-765-4321
shrek

maya
k gonna put that as ur contact name

maya changed '098-765-4321' to 'shrek'

shrek
wow thanks

maya
np dood

shrek
ever wonder how the earth was made

maya
bY GOD JESUS AND THE HOLY GHOST YOU FREAK

shrek
pretty sure it was only god but oh well

maya
don't correct my knowledge

shrek
don't tell me what to do

maya
u hurt my feelings

maya
*hugs an oversized plush bear*

shrek
ooh can i have the bear

maya
nO

shrek
rude

maya
i don't give a fuck if i'm rude

shrek
okay wow just stop swearing

maya
bUt WhY tHo i LiKe tO fUcKiNg SwEaR

shrek
*blocked*

maya
NOO WAIT

shrek
that's what i thought

maya
can i get a pic

shrek
sure

shrek