Just Random stuff ( 90 % Beatles)

Another random story lol

John was sitting in the living room at around 3:00 in the afternoon while Paul went shopping for the lads. Paul was always the mother hen of the group. He sorted out regular arguments and mothered the hell out of the other lads. He couldn't help it though. It was just his caring nature.

John was sitting on one of the chairs while Ringo was fast asleep on the couch and George was sitting on the floor playing their Xbox (Yes they had modern tech in this story)

John looked over at Ringo who was still sound asleep, despite the sound from George's game. Ringo looked like a little angel right then. John wondered how in the hell he was able to sleep that soundly. Then he got a mischievous Idea.

John took out his permanent marker and went over to Ringo ready to doodle away. He wasn't going to go crazy like he did that one time with Pete. He was just going to draw a Markiplier style mustache on him.

Luckily George caught him walking over there from the glare off of the TV. He whipped around and said "What in the hell do you think you're doing John?! What happens if he wakes up?"

"Please. Ringo is the heaviest sleeper in the world. Observe. RINGO WAKE UP! See he is STILL sound asleep."

"But remember last time with Paul?"

John stared at George looking puzzled then he all of a sudden remembered what had happened when he tried to do that with Paul

John undid the cap on the marker ready to doodle away. Perfect play back for Paul babying him in front of the press! All of a sudden Paul's hand shot up and grabbed John's wrist with a lot of force. With his eyes still closed and obviously very tired and pissed off from the annoying press he said " Draw on my face and you won't have a face."

John looked at George with a Really? look on his face and said "George that was because Paul is a VERY light sleeper *and scary as hell* Ringo can sleep through a hurricane. Its not like Paul is going to burst in here and tell me not to draw on his face or anything."

All of a sudden the door burst open with a VERY pissed Paul standing there with no bags apparently. He looked like he was going to choke someone. John realized this and leaped onto his chair and hid the marker. "W-What's up Paul? I totally wasn't about to draw on Ringo's face just now hehehehe..."

All Paul did was flop on the chair next to John and said "Don't fuck with me today John."

Ok that was random lol!