thomas: i don't like your attitude mister
newt: are you sure you're 26?
thomas: certain
newt: okay then why are you on this app?
thomas: like i said
thomas: i'm lonely
newt: i wonder why
thomas: i'm going to pretend that wasn't sarcasm
newt: okay babe
thomas: did you just
newt: what
thomas: i'm gonna explode
newt: w h a t
thomas: pet names get me all soft and mushy
newt: oh my fucking god
YOU ARE READING
grindr / newtmas
Fanfictionnewt: send nudes thomas: shouldn't we get to know each other first?
