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Today, 3:00 pm

stan the man uris removed '_____' and 'trashmouth tozier' from the group

stan the man uris
guys
we've got to do something about those two

redhead bevvie
they keep flirting with each other

wheezy kaspbrak
it's gross

stan the man uris
in the words of Richie,
shut up wheezy

mike the farm boy
okay, but what do you mean what are we going to do with them?
there is nothing to do but let them live

innocent ben
I can't stand it anymore
first, it's cute and it's fine
then, it's sexual and I can't stand it

wheezy kaspbrak
^

redhead bevvie
you two are just really innocent
i'm used to it

stan the man uris
should I just add them back in?

wheezy kaspbrak
no!!!
what if they're having sex over the phone again?

redhead bevvie
oh god, ew

innocent ben
not again

mike the farm boy
*internally screaming*

stan the man uris added '____' and 'trashmouth tozier' into the group

trashmouth tozier
hey guys

____
Richie!

trashmouth tozier
hey, doll

wheezy kaspbrak
there they go again

____
is it bad too love you too much, Rich?

trashmouth tozier
never

wheezy kaspbrak
why can't you two just admit that you guys love each other?

trashmouth tozier
and where's the fun in that, wheezy?

stan the man uris
told you

____
i love you, Richie

trashmouth tozier
you're making me throb, ____
i need you

wheezy kaspbrak
HELP
THEY'RE HAVING SEX THROUGH THE PHONE AGAIN
I CAN'T HANDLE IT

innocent ben
come on guys
for Eddie's sake

redhead bevvie
goddamn you two

mike the farm boy
as long as you're both happy

stuttering bill
^
I want that happiness in life
but not in the same way Richie wants it

redhead bevvie
agreed

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this was a bit different but I still liked it

beep beep friends.

-katherine

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