The Abominable Wade

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( for those who wanted a skii resort chat, here you go )

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Bucky has created a chatroom.

Bucky has added Steve.

Bucky: Steve.

Bucky: Do you know what all this snow and cold remind me of?

Steve: ... Ice-cream? No, shaved ice? Wait, Loki?

Bucky: The Cryostasis Chamber.

Steve: I don't know what that is.

Bucky: Sure you do. You know the one? Not T'Challa's nice one that helped me but the HYDRA ONE WHERE I WAS FROZEN AND BRAINWASHED STEVE YOU KNOW THE WINTER SOLDIER FLASHBACKS ARE REALLY KICKING MY ASS RIGHT NOW STEVE

Bucky: STEVE

Bucky: Buy me cocoa with marshmallows and I'll calm down.

Steve: I'm really sorry, Buck. I'll try my best to make this trip a good experience. Do you want sprinkles too?

Bucky: STEVE

Bucky: yes sprinkles too like is that even a question

Bucky: WHY DID YOU BRING ME ALONG STEVE

Steve: We've covered this, Buck. You're not allowed to stay at the compound alone for various reasons.

Bucky: it was only 3 explosions steve, no one got hurt

Bucky: ANYWAY, STEVE

Steve: Why are you taking this out on me, Mr I Exploded Y/N's Room, And Thor's AND Natasha's??

Bucky: uhm listen my technology know how is severely limited - considering my past STEVE - like how was i supposed to know that y/n and tony were building another android that would self destruct, or that thor's earrings are actually not earrings, or that natasha just keeps a bomb in her cupboard

Bucky: i'm not all knowing STEVE

Steve: You're making my own name weird for me. Stop. And why did you snoop in their rooms in the first place, huh?

Bucky: bc you left me alone at the compound and i was bored

Steve: Oh. Is that so? And you wonder why I didn't leave you alone this time?

Bucky: whatever, is my cocoa done STEVE

Steve: There's a long line JAMES.

Bucky: do not say my name in vain STEVE

Steve: Do you want a muffin too, JAMES?

Bucky: yes please and thank you STEVE

Clint has joined the chat.

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