A Collection of Short Stories

Flat

Most people in the world think that earth is round they're wrong earth is in fact flat.

I'm not crazy I'm telling the truth. I know this is the truth because it's part of my job, I dump garbage and dead bodies off the end of the earth.

It's supposed to be secret i'm not sure why. Every day I go to work and just toss the garbage off the ends of the earth. Not many people know earth is flat guess that's part of the secret.

I almost fell off one day it was pretty scary after that they built a fence around the end of the earth, so no one else could fall off unless they wanted to.

I really don't think it's a big deal that earth is flat I mean, would people really freak out if they found out that it was flat and not round, sure they would be mad that they were lied to but is it really that big a deal. Should it really be kept a secret?

If I told people one day that Earth is flat and not round would they even believe me? They'll probably think I'm crazy and ignore everything I say.

I guess the worst part about my job is rolling dead bodies off it's quite disgusting. I'd choose garbage over a body any day.