So I was with my friend, and we were sharing a milkshake. I ended up choking on in three times. Because EVERY TIME I TOOK A FUCKING SIP SHE MADE ME LAUGH!!! She did it outside her house too and I ended up choking up milkshake on her driveway so JOKES ON FUCKING HER!
Then the next day I choked on celery 'cause I was trying to impress her by putting a whole one in my mouth (They were cut up). I did it. And then I choked while I was eating it.
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Dear Evan Hansen One Shots (not back, bitches)
FanfictionRewriting because I wrote this when I was I was like eleven. I'm not the biggest fan of treebros anymore so I lowkey might change a few of these to kliensen, klienphy, or conguel 👉🏽👈🏽 I didn't make the cover, and amazing person did. (Scribs, Her...
