|INCOMING|
11:27 PM
>>Unknown Caller<<
"Hey baby!"
"Uh, who is this?"
"What are you talking about, you just gave me your number in class like a few minutes ago.."
"Uh....?"
"Is this not Taylor"
"....Swift?"
"Oh, so she gave me the wrong number, wow..."
"...Ouch, I feel for you. Anyway, good luck man, chasing your girl or whatever--"
"What, that's fine! I've got you now to talk to forever!"
"So it's gonna be forever?"
"If you'd like that..."
"Or it's gonna go down in flames"
"Huh..?"
"You can tell me when it's over..."
"What's over...we just started talking, what--?"
"If the high was worth the pain..."
"Bloody hell, is this Taylor Swift?!"
"Well...I've...got a long list of ex lovers.."
"......"
"Okay, I'm done - bye!"
"What?! No - you can't leave me!"
"Yes, I can? I don't even know you - I don't need to stay."
"Girl, I'm going through an emotional heartbreak and I'm gonna need you to not leave."
"Well, this girl's gotta rest. Goodnight, your poor heart will mend by the crack of dawn."
"What are you, a heart specialist?"
"I don't think I'm qualified enough to be a cardiologist..."
"A cardi-- what? Will you talk to me, I need to talk to someone!"
"Uh, gotta sleep boy"
"But..."
---END CALL---
....I'm so glad that girl in class gave me the wrong number.
