Random shit that I have said

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Here's a whole bunch of Quotes, from myself, so yeah, enjoy!

"And tell me again why my gay ass is apart of this?"

"Raise a glass to depression! Something we will always have! And I'm to lazy to make this a legitimate parody!"

"Well, if you don't want to get scratched stop leaving your ankles exposed!"

"All you want me for is my food dammit..."

"I honestly should smack you for saying that"

"Don't. Touch. The. Sketchbook."

"You are so lucky that I'm to fuckin lazy to chase you for that.."

"No hetero man, no hetero"

"How many times do we have to establish that I'm gayer than a box of crayons!?"

"Well, if you didn't want me to ship you, why did you tell me about this guy you're in love with?"

"I have to many children..."

"I'm a potato and I embrace that fact"

"Hey! Be careful with my home! *me yelling at my friend when they kicked a trash can*"

"Being a artist is a wonderful and horrible experience"

"She fell head over heels, down the stairs and into love's basement"

"Over fifty percent of my ships are gay, and I don't care"

"Yes, I ship myself with the genderbent version of a cannibalistic skeleton, LIVE. WITH. IT."

"So many ships, so little time"

"And the eternal question remains, how does a man f*ck a tree?"

"Heh, straight A's, well I'm definitely never getting those"

"I'm not racist! He just happens to be black, and I just don't like him!"

"Why the fuck did you wake me up!?"

I'll probably add on to this later

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