Ihava Vahginah ran away this is his tragic tale of how he coped with the struggle...
He begins walking down the street kicking a rock...
Stranger: Little guy, what’s your sexy self doing all alone out here? Don’t you know there are rapist out here?
Ihava Vahginah: Well are you a rapist?
Stranger: (sweats nervously) Nnoo... I am a nonconcenter.
Ihava Vahginah: Then there aren’t any rapist out here... problem solved.
Stranger: You still never told me what your sexy self is doing out here?
Ihava Vahginah: I’m moving, (points to can) see? That’s my luggage.
Stranger: Cute. How old are you, sexy little nugget?
Ihava Vahginah: I’m 7
Stranger: Cute, do you know what sex is?
Ihava Vahginah: Yeah! It’s the reason my grandmother is a cripple!
Stranger: What’s your grandfather like?
Ihava Vahginah: He likes cats, but he doesn't have any, he like to call my grandmother Kitten, he even has a cute little cage! He says it's a game they play.
Stranger: Do you have a kitten? *Leans closer, Ihava Vahginah is feeling awkward now*
Ihava Vahginah: Nooo... *steps back, Stranger moves closer than before) You're making me uncomfortable.
Stranger: Aww, that's cute, do you want to be like your grandmother?
Ihava Vahginah: Yeah! She makes money all of the time!
Stranger: What's your name, sexy little nugget?
Ihava Vahginah: My name is Ihava Vahginah.
Stranger: *starts to cry*
Ihava Vahginah: Why are you crying?
Stranger: My name is Ima Rapeest.
Ihava Vahginah: *gasp* So you ARE a rapist!
Ima Rapeest: Yes, yes I am...
Ihava Vahginah: *takes hand* It's okay, I'm not afraid...
Ima Rapeest: *wipes face* Really?
Ihava Vahginah: Really... *kisses* *passionately*
Woman: Rapeest! Get your cock over here! Wtf are you doing with that whore?
Ima Rapeest: Do I know you bitch?
Woman: I'm your wife, Oma Whore *says in Southern accent*
Ima: Dafuq?
Oma Whore: Dafuq you mean, dafuq? Please... I should rape you, and your little whore!
Ihava: Please do! It's only rape if you don't like it!
Oma: Gotchu
*does dirty*
Ihava: Phew! Best. Injury. Ever!
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Kill Me Darling End My Pain (Trigger Warning)
PoésieWhy is society such a shallow place with so many deep people? This book is literally going to open your eyes to every possibility of character and option in your life. If there was a way to cheat at life, this would be it.
