Jinmin and the gays
HsLamar: so uglies we're going on double dates tomorrow
Joonbug: yeah lmao
Skinny legend: and why are u telling us?
HsLamar: bc you guys can't go on double dates NANSDKKFKG
Jimothy: WHO said I couldn't?
Slob on my knob: oh shit lol he bolded the "I" he ain't playin
HsLamar: I mean u and Jinnie could come along if that's what you want
Jimothy: that wouldn't be necessary, because I have a boyfriend
Skinny legend: GASP
Slob on my knob: LMAOOOO NO YOH FUCKING DON'T
Yeontan has a fat ass: Jimin u don't gotta lie
Skinny legend: maybe he isn't lying this time?
Joonbug: JSFJJF "THIS TIME"
Yeontan has a fat ass: look thru his phone Jinnie, giv me the proof
Skinny legend: I would, but I'm at work lmao
Slob on my knob: YOU'RE A NURSE WHY STE YOU ON YOHR PHONE
Skinny legend: I'M ON LUNCH BREAK FUCK YOU
Jimothy: I'm serious :(
Slob on my knob: if you're not lying, then come introduce him to us tomorrow 😪😪
Skinny legend: I'm off tomorrow, so please do
Joonbug: why did this just turn into us celebrating Jimin's first relationship 💀
Slob on my knob: ****First REAL relationship
Jimothy: I hate you so much
Jimothy: but you're on! I'll bring him over tomorrow 😪 you'll be surprised
HsLamar: if you don't show up, I'll fucking beat you up
Skinny legend: no you won't
HsLamar: u right 😔
Yeontan had a fat ass: if you don't show up you'll have to pay for the entire dinner JSJDJD
Jimothy: but you guys will just order like crazy on purpose! 😭 That's not even fair!
HsLamar: it's your choice 🤑
Slob on my knob: 's what you get for lying!!
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Craigslist;;y.m
Fanfiction"i told my friends I had a boyfriend because I felt left out" "are you fucking stupid" JImin posts an ad on Craigslist. Yoongi responds to the ad.