rick grimes has started a group chat!

four ; vines

*aight so this isn't them texting it's just a bunch of vine\meme references, AND there are spoilers for season 8*

Negan: I want you to sing for me

Carl: some...*takes deep inhale* bODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD IS GONNA-

Negan: No, stop please.

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Carl: *stuck on top of a tree* I scared dad!

Rick: *at the bottom ready to catch him* do you trust me son?

Carl: yeah! *lets go*

Rick: *walks away* rule number one, never trust anyone

Carl: *falls and dies*

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Negan: I want you to become one of my wives

Tara: You do realize I'm a lesbian right?

Carl: I thought you were American

Tara/Negan: *facepalm*

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Rick: you fucking put a hand in my imma fucking rip ur face off betch! *curls up into a ball and sobs*

Glenn: what did he do?

Rick: CUZ HE FUCKING PUSH ME THATS NOT-

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Lori: Rick, Rick I have something to tell you

Rick: what is it honey?

Lori: Rick...I got an AbOrTiOn

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Negan: I love you biiitch *strums untuned guitar*

All five of his wives: oh my gawd

Negan: *once again strums his untuned guitar* I ain't never gonna stop lovin you, biiiiitch

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Tanya: *scoffs* you cant sit with us

Sherry: actually Tanya I can't sit anywhere, I have haemorrhoids

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Negan: *talking about some fuck shit*

Carl: Father, excuse my potty mouth, SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Literally everyone: OOOOOOHHHH

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Daryl to Dwight: let's tell each secrets about ourselves, I'll go first.

I...hate you.

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Bob: *is fucking dying*

Sasha: what do you want before you die?

Bob: uuuhhh lemme get a mc pick twooo

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