"YEET what a nice day. i feel like eating something delicioso!" eddie kaspbrak screamed at the ground. he had once stubbed his toe on that same platform, and it really hurt. his toe's weave, his big one to be exact, flew off. it got snatched and he almost died, which is exactly what he wanted his entire life.
he saw a gazebo and smirked. he threw a gazebo at his obese mother a few days back, and it killed her in a millisecond. now he lives in a home for young people that kill their obese mothers (he's the only one there). he ran to the gazebo and licked it. the wood taste was glorious. it was just what he needed. so he took a bite and the whole thing fell to the ground, crushing him.
"oh crap" he said "guess i have to eat the rest!"
he ate the rest.
he died.
the end.
