Son: Hey dad! I got a girlfriend!
Dad: Sweet. Is she hot?
---x---
Daughter: Hey dad! I got a boyfriend!
Dad: *loads shotgun*

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# 205
Son: Hey dad! I got a girlfriend!
Dad: Sweet. Is she hot?
---x---
Daughter: Hey dad! I got a boyfriend!
Dad: *loads shotgun*