So Phil burst into the apartment and opens the room with me and Y/N
"Dan I love you I wanna do *in bold* the diddly do"
We both gasp like wtf Phil Y/N just said that
"Wanna have a threesome" you say and I twist my head all the way around and I probably have demon eyes or somethin
Phil of course goes "YES"
so we all have a threesome.
The end
A/N
Yea the diddly do is done new fake fanfics later
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