The beginning dialogue.
Salem: *explains the history of Remnant* There will be no victory in- *sneezes*
Ozpin: so... There's no victory in sneezing? Got it.
Salem: *laughes*
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Scene two on the roof.
*epic fight scene between Glynda and Cinder, Cinder looses her balance and falls out of the bullhead*
Cinder: woah- AAAAAAAAHHH!!!!
Ruby: oh my gods, are you okay?!
Cinder: yeah! These crash mats broke my fall!
Glynda: well *clap* now we know why you're called Cinder fall.
Roman: hey! Puns are Barbara's job!
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Scene three in the room with Ozpin and Glynda.
Ozpin: do you know who I am?
Ruby: you're the passive aggressive dick that catapults children off of a cliff.
*silence*
Ozpin: *laughs*
Glynda: *covers her mouth to suppress her laughter*
f😱ck sake. let's try that again.
Take two.
Ozpin: do you know who I am?
Ruby: you're Professor O-
*Glynda's phone rings*
Glynda: ... Sh😱t. Sorry!
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Scene four on the ship with Yang.
Ruby: I don't want to be the bees knees, okay! I don't want to be any kind of knees! I just want to be a normal girl with normal knees.
Yang: ...
...
... I forgot the text.
Ruby: God dammit!
Yang: *laughs*
Take two.
Yang: they'll think you're the knees bees. I mean bees knees! F😱ck!
Ruby: *laughter*
Yang: f😱ck me!
Blake: we just did that.
Yang: YOU'RE NOT EVEN IN THIS SCENE!!!
*everyone laughs*
