Scene one: Yang ditches Ruby.
Ruby: do we have dorms? I don't know what I'm doing. *falls down on cue but completely misses the bags* OWW! MERCY!!!
Weiss: *laughes* you ok?
Ruby: I need healing!
Weiss: Jaune, get over here! She needs healing!
Jaune: one! this isn't volume five, and two! I ain't no Mercy! *laughes*
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Blake: it's heiress, actually. Weiss Schnee, heiress to the Schnee Dust Company.
Weiss: finally! Some recognition.
Blake: the same company that's racist as sh😱t to the Faunus and cooperate with the most f😱cking shady business partners.
Weiss and Ruby: *break down laughing*
Blake: Seriously! Do a background check before you make deals with shady ass b😱tches like them! *laughing*
Ruby: what was that?! That's not in the script!
Blake: I forgot the lines so I improvised.
Weiss: *still laughing* I can't... Breathe!
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Scene two, enter Jaune.
Jaune: hey. I'm Jaune.
Ruby: Ruby. *giggle* aren't you that guy who threw up on the ship?
Jaune: which one? The airship or Enabler?
Ruby: ... PFFTHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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Scene three: Jaune and Ruby get lost.
Jaune: no, I was following you.
Maybe we can find a map... Or a food court. I'll take that as no?
Ruby: *giggle* that's a no.
...
But I can do this... *uses her silver eyes* PYRRHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
Ok, now they'll find us.
Jaune: Jesus H Christ...
