At the end of the school year a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her class. The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it and said, "I bet I know what it is; Flowers."
"That's right!" the boy said, "but, how did you know?"
"Oh, just a wild guess," the teacher replied.
The next student was the candy shop owner's daughter. The teacher held her gift, shook it and said, "I bet I can guess what it is; A box of sweets."
"That's right said the little girl, but how did you know?"
"Oh, I've been around for many years," said the teacher proudly.
The next gift was from the son of the liquor store owner. The teacher held he package, but it was leaking so she grabbed a drop off the leaking contents with her finger and put it on her tongue for a taste test.
"Is it wine?" the teacher asked.
"NOPE," the boy replied, with some excitement.
The teacher repeated the process, tasting a larger drop of the leaking package. "Is it champagne?" she asked.
"NO MAM," he replied, with even more excitement!
The teacher with all her knowledge finally took one more big taste before admitting, "I give up. What is it?"
With an giant grin the boy replied, “SURPRISE, It's a puppy!"
