-secret chapter: brth o bnana child-

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"puuuuuuuuush Pilly bab!"

"DANNY D DON CHU TINK I TRYING!"

*fart noise*

"its a banana!" doctor JON ADAMS scrEEmèd.
"wut chall gunna nam eet?"

"We gun name him THE JON!" Philly P yellerd.

"I WUV MAH SUM-" Danny D accidentally drops deer bannannar bb.

-splat-

"Lettuce make a bananar splits wif our ded chilly"

"okeyu"

den dey noms der ded child with ice cream.

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"Dan?"

"Yes, Phil?"

"Why the hell did we read this?"

Dan looks over at Phil who is sitting beside him on their couch.

"I... I don't fucking know..." Dan said as he slowly shook his head in disgust. "What kind of idiot would write this shit?" He added.

"The end"

"Phil? What the–"


-insert end music here-

(a/n)
i was reading comments and i saw
@blanking-blankness said they wanted to see the birth of banana child so... ur wish came true??? i am aware this was a long time ago but oh well 😄

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