Special Chapter: The R.I.F.T. Gang play Dead Space 3

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This chapter was specially requested by my little cousin from Kyoto. So I figured "sure, why not!" I regretted it, because I actually had to play the game so I could write this......*whimpers.* Well, between poking Diablo Etwatia in the eye and playing Dead Space....I think I would take Dead Space.

Academy City, Touma Kamijou's dorm

Mikoto: Natsu...are you sure about this?

Natsu: Sure I'm sure! They just came out with this whole two player mode!

Touma: Have you even played the first two?

Natsu: No! But it sounds fun! Right Happy?

Happy: Aye! Let's give it a whirl! Natsu can be player 2, Mikoto you do player one!

Mikoto: Oh no! I am not playing a horror video game.

Erza: Well since we're all technically watching, I think the experience will be mutual for all of us.

Gray:....I played the first two....somebody get Wendy out of here first.

Wendy. Huh? Why?

Charle: I think it best you do what he says Wendy.

Kuroko: Just you wait...the scream fest is going to be loud

Game turns on. Mikoto and Natsu start playing through the beginning sequence of the game.

Mikoto: Oh...a crashed ship....so this is happening...Natsu stop firing your gun, you don't have that much ammo!

Natsu: But I feel invincible! HAHAHAHAHA!!

Mikoto:....-_-

Natsu: Hey look, it says to shoot to open the door....okay...got it....HOLY CRAP WHAT ARE THOSE THINGS!!

Mikoto: AIIIIEEEEE!!! They're like zombies with mega soul staring eyes!! KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT!!!

Erza: In all my years...I have never seen people stomp on alien corpses in such a violent manner 0_0

Touma: That's basically Dead Space....somehow you can stomp everything into a bloody puddle.

Natsu: *pant* *pant* it's okay...they're dead now...OH MY GOD THERE ARE MORE!!!! Roar of the-

Mikoto: Natsu calm down it's a game! Don't burn the dorm down!! WHHHAAAAAA!!! Oh my God there's one trying to eat my head! I mean my character's head!! Oh you know what I mean!! YEEEEK it's got blades for arms!!

Wendy: *whimpers and closes eyes while covering ears* Is it over yet Charle?

Charle: 0_0

Kuroko:.....

Gray: Told ya.

Natsu: I don't feel invincible any more!!! ;O;

Mikoto: Happy place....happy place...happy place...finding my happy place.

Happy: F-fish.....f-fish....f-fish....

3 minutes later

Natsu: AVALANCHE!! That's a lot of snow!! So how do we go down the mountain...oh never mind!

Mikoto: At least nothing's jumping out at us here.....right?

Touma: *Shrugs* I only just bought this game.

Index: *walks into room* Touuumma!! Why are all the lights out!? And what kind of weird game are you guys playing!?

Touma: Index, just take Wendy into the other room and stay there...this isn't something you need to see.

Index: Hmmph! I'm stayin right here thank you!

Natsu: Well that's stupid. The general shoots us then shoots himself before deleting all the information on that...thingy recording thing....what do you think was on that?

Mikoto: Probably some sort of weird science fiction crap.

Happy: Or the recipe to the greatest fish taco recipe in the universe! A recipe so powerful, it summons alien monster zombies!!

Mikoto: -_-....I would not want to eat that taco....however good it might sound.

Erza: And now we see another cut scene...Natsu, want to switch? I find all this gaming rather interesting.

Mikoto: Erza, that's the weird magnet hand button thing...that's not how you shoot...oh hey! Another cutscene....Well that doesn't look depressing...wow, there's even a bourban on the table...yeah, this guy looks like he's going to die whether aliens get him or not.

Erza: Now that I think of it...isn't Diablo an alien?

Mikoto: He would fit into this game nicely. Summon a few demon skeletons like he always does...yeah..I hate him so much...

Erza: Who doesn't?

Mikoto: Oh look...religious rebels...erm...not exactly scary.. Erza! What!? Are you even aiming!?

Erza: FOR THE HONOR OF FAIRY TAIL!!!

Mikoto: Erza these guns don't even have much ammo to begin with! Don't be reckless!

Erza: I will not allow them to desecrate the name of our guild!!

Lucy: E-Erza! Take it easy! You've stomped on the same dead guy 50 times!

Erza: How do you get a sword in this thing?

Mikoto: Erza...there are no swords.

Erza: WHHHHAAAAAAA!!?

Index: This all very strange.

Mikoto: WHOAH!! Okay then, our ship is crashing through a mine field it obviously already saw on it's radar...stupid. WHOOAAH!! Flying through space....cool helmet I just got.

Erza: Is this what space is like? It feels...like nothing.

Mikoto: Erza...this is a game....a very creepy...and overboard...game.....*shivers*

Gray: Hey, wasn't Gajeel here? We invited him right?

Natsu: He's under the bed. I think he's scared

Gajeel: *peaks out from under bed* I'm not scared!! I'm just...assessing my surroundings!

Erza: GREAT FEAR ON A DEMON!! WHAT ARE THEY!!? IT LOOKS LIKE IT WANTS MY- DIEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

Mikoto: NO NO NO NONONONONONONONO!!! The airvents!! They're coming from all the airvents!!!

Index: T-Touma...what kind of horrid monstrous display is this? Th-those things are....hidious!!

Touma: I warned you.

Lucy: I am going to be having a lot of nightmares tonight.

Natsu: Wh-why are we playing with the lights off?

Mikoto: Elli...what are you doing?

Elli: *buries entire body under couch* I-I'll just be here for the rest of the night...thank you..

Mikoto: YEEEK!! It's doing weird things to me with it's corpsy mouth!!

Kuroko: *Knocks controller out of Erza's hands* NOBODY TOUCHES SISSY INAPPROPRIATELY BUT ME!!!!!!!!! YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

Mikoto: 0o0.....Kuroko...there are litterally blood spatters all over the wall....you litterally just mascred every single one of them in sheer cold fury.

Kuroko: MY Sissy.....MINE....

Mikoto: Ooooookay?

3 hours later

Mikoto: ;_; oh...my...God....somebody please take over player one for me....I think I'm going to be sick......

Natsu: (back on player 2) Oh...crap....crap

Happy: I-I'll never stop looking over my shoulder now.......never.....

5 hours later

Everyone: hiding under bed.

Mikoto: N-never playing this agiain...;0;

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