This chapter was specially requested by my little cousin from Kyoto. So I figured "sure, why not!" I regretted it, because I actually had to play the game so I could write this......*whimpers.* Well, between poking Diablo Etwatia in the eye and playing Dead Space....I think I would take Dead Space.
Academy City, Touma Kamijou's dorm
Mikoto: Natsu...are you sure about this?
Natsu: Sure I'm sure! They just came out with this whole two player mode!
Touma: Have you even played the first two?
Natsu: No! But it sounds fun! Right Happy?
Happy: Aye! Let's give it a whirl! Natsu can be player 2, Mikoto you do player one!
Mikoto: Oh no! I am not playing a horror video game.
Erza: Well since we're all technically watching, I think the experience will be mutual for all of us.
Gray:....I played the first two....somebody get Wendy out of here first.
Wendy. Huh? Why?
Charle: I think it best you do what he says Wendy.
Kuroko: Just you wait...the scream fest is going to be loud
Game turns on. Mikoto and Natsu start playing through the beginning sequence of the game.
Mikoto: Oh...a crashed ship....so this is happening...Natsu stop firing your gun, you don't have that much ammo!
Natsu: But I feel invincible! HAHAHAHAHA!!
Mikoto:....-_-
Natsu: Hey look, it says to shoot to open the door....okay...got it....HOLY CRAP WHAT ARE THOSE THINGS!!
Mikoto: AIIIIEEEEE!!! They're like zombies with mega soul staring eyes!! KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT!!!
Erza: In all my years...I have never seen people stomp on alien corpses in such a violent manner 0_0
Touma: That's basically Dead Space....somehow you can stomp everything into a bloody puddle.
Natsu: *pant* *pant* it's okay...they're dead now...OH MY GOD THERE ARE MORE!!!! Roar of the-
Mikoto: Natsu calm down it's a game! Don't burn the dorm down!! WHHHAAAAAA!!! Oh my God there's one trying to eat my head! I mean my character's head!! Oh you know what I mean!! YEEEEK it's got blades for arms!!
Wendy: *whimpers and closes eyes while covering ears* Is it over yet Charle?
Charle: 0_0
Kuroko:.....
Gray: Told ya.
Natsu: I don't feel invincible any more!!! ;O;
Mikoto: Happy place....happy place...happy place...finding my happy place.
Happy: F-fish.....f-fish....f-fish....
3 minutes later
Natsu: AVALANCHE!! That's a lot of snow!! So how do we go down the mountain...oh never mind!
Mikoto: At least nothing's jumping out at us here.....right?
Touma: *Shrugs* I only just bought this game.
Index: *walks into room* Touuumma!! Why are all the lights out!? And what kind of weird game are you guys playing!?
Touma: Index, just take Wendy into the other room and stay there...this isn't something you need to see.
Index: Hmmph! I'm stayin right here thank you!
Natsu: Well that's stupid. The general shoots us then shoots himself before deleting all the information on that...thingy recording thing....what do you think was on that?
Mikoto: Probably some sort of weird science fiction crap.
Happy: Or the recipe to the greatest fish taco recipe in the universe! A recipe so powerful, it summons alien monster zombies!!
Mikoto: -_-....I would not want to eat that taco....however good it might sound.
Erza: And now we see another cut scene...Natsu, want to switch? I find all this gaming rather interesting.
Mikoto: Erza, that's the weird magnet hand button thing...that's not how you shoot...oh hey! Another cutscene....Well that doesn't look depressing...wow, there's even a bourban on the table...yeah, this guy looks like he's going to die whether aliens get him or not.
Erza: Now that I think of it...isn't Diablo an alien?
Mikoto: He would fit into this game nicely. Summon a few demon skeletons like he always does...yeah..I hate him so much...
Erza: Who doesn't?
Mikoto: Oh look...religious rebels...erm...not exactly scary.. Erza! What!? Are you even aiming!?
Erza: FOR THE HONOR OF FAIRY TAIL!!!
Mikoto: Erza these guns don't even have much ammo to begin with! Don't be reckless!
Erza: I will not allow them to desecrate the name of our guild!!
Lucy: E-Erza! Take it easy! You've stomped on the same dead guy 50 times!
Erza: How do you get a sword in this thing?
Mikoto: Erza...there are no swords.
Erza: WHHHHAAAAAAA!!?
Index: This all very strange.
Mikoto: WHOAH!! Okay then, our ship is crashing through a mine field it obviously already saw on it's radar...stupid. WHOOAAH!! Flying through space....cool helmet I just got.
Erza: Is this what space is like? It feels...like nothing.
Mikoto: Erza...this is a game....a very creepy...and overboard...game.....*shivers*
Gray: Hey, wasn't Gajeel here? We invited him right?
Natsu: He's under the bed. I think he's scared
Gajeel: *peaks out from under bed* I'm not scared!! I'm just...assessing my surroundings!
Erza: GREAT FEAR ON A DEMON!! WHAT ARE THEY!!? IT LOOKS LIKE IT WANTS MY- DIEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Mikoto: NO NO NO NONONONONONONONO!!! The airvents!! They're coming from all the airvents!!!
Index: T-Touma...what kind of horrid monstrous display is this? Th-those things are....hidious!!
Touma: I warned you.
Lucy: I am going to be having a lot of nightmares tonight.
Natsu: Wh-why are we playing with the lights off?
Mikoto: Elli...what are you doing?
Elli: *buries entire body under couch* I-I'll just be here for the rest of the night...thank you..
Mikoto: YEEEK!! It's doing weird things to me with it's corpsy mouth!!
Kuroko: *Knocks controller out of Erza's hands* NOBODY TOUCHES SISSY INAPPROPRIATELY BUT ME!!!!!!!!! YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
Mikoto: 0o0.....Kuroko...there are litterally blood spatters all over the wall....you litterally just mascred every single one of them in sheer cold fury.
Kuroko: MY Sissy.....MINE....
Mikoto: Ooooookay?
3 hours later
Mikoto: ;_; oh...my...God....somebody please take over player one for me....I think I'm going to be sick......
Natsu: (back on player 2) Oh...crap....crap
Happy: I-I'll never stop looking over my shoulder now.......never.....
5 hours later
Everyone: hiding under bed.
Mikoto: N-never playing this agiain...;0;
