Published on April 24, 2018.
Desc: This was a mistake. -D
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[Hayley and Lauren each have an arm wrapped around the other, rocking side to side. Lauren has a bottle of unidentifiable alcohol in her hand, and the two are smiling way too big to be sober.]
[Dancing Queen is playing in the background. The two are singing along enthusiastically.]
Dinah [off camera]: And this, folks... is why I began a career in Youtubing.
[ B E E P ]
[Earlier...]
Lauren: Hello! And welcome to today's video!
[Hayley waves.]
Lauren: As per request, I've brought along my friend here, who most of you may recognize from Twitter.
Dinah [off camera]: Lauren's hot friend!
Lauren: Dinah, shut up!
Hayley: [flips hair over her shoulder] Well, I mean... She's not wrong.
Lauren: They don't even know your name yet.
Dinah [off camera]: Because you take a billion years to get through an intro!
Lauren: You know what—
[ B E E P ]
Lauren: As I was saying, this is my friend, Hayley Kiyoko, and she'll be joining me for this video.
Hayley: [monotonously] I'm suuuper excited.
Lauren: [skeptically] Really?
Hayley: No, like, actually. This is just my overall personality.
Lauren: ...
Hayley: ...
Lauren: ...
Hayley: ...
Lauren: Right, so... anyway. Dinah, you wanna get in here and explain what you're having us do?
[Dinah enters the frame, popping her head down to reach the level of the camera. She stands between the two, her arms around either of them.]
Dinah: I thought it'd be a great idea to provide them with lots of alcohol, and just let them do whatever the hell they want.
[Lauren and Hayley nod.]
Hayley: [pointing and nodding suggestively] Because that... is quality cinema.
[ B E E P ]
Lauren: [pouring two shots of vodka] So, Hayley.
Hayley: So, Lauren.
Lauren: Why don't you tell the people a little bit about yourself?
Hayley: [accepting the shot, knocking it back alongside Lauren] Well, I'm a director. I do a lot of music videos and short films. I actually shot one of Ashley's music videos, which is how the two of us met.
Lauren: Ashley loves to play matchmaker.
Hayley: Right? Anyway, I spend a lot of time in LA, but I come back occasionally to visit friends like Lauren.
Lauren: [excitedly] Tell them what your fans call you.
Hayley: [laughing] They call me Lesbian Jesus. Or Lesbian Messiah. I go by many names, clearly.
YOU ARE READING
SMH (DISCONTINUED)
FanfictionVideos of Ally, Dinah, Normani, Lauren, and Camila. (Third book in the HMU series)
