inspired by BADREPUTATIONZ
FAMILY FACECLAIMS
Mark Consuelos as Alejandro James
❝My mother was Hispanic,
my dad was white. Thus my
last name is James, poor kids.❞
Michelle Pfeiffer as Amanda Zieger-James
❝I really, fucking hate you,
Benjamin. You can die.❞
Kendall Jenner as Maria James
❝No, no. I'm the better tri- twin.❞
Dylan Sprouse as Wilson James ♰
❝I can't take her abuse anymore.
I'm sorry it had to be like this.❞
┅┅┅┅┅┅┅
BENJAMIN ALEXANDER JAMES
THROUGHOUT THE YEARS
(1999-2018)
Logan Lerman as Toddler Ben
Cole Sprouse as Teen Ben
Tyler Hoechlin as Adult Ben
┅┅┅┅┅┅┅
AU BENJAMIM ALEXANDER
JAMES AS YOU'VE NEVER
SEEN HIM— yet.
Lucy Hale as Beth Andromeda James
❝Oh, yes. Please do, daddy.❞
(honestly— if anyone wants to
— bIueknees or ocxaneyes —
genderbend roleplay, please.)
Dylan O'Brien as Ben (faceswap)
❝Oh, yes. Please do, mamacita.❞