Ask Inazuma Japan

Question 1

Host: If you're going to be stuck in an island, who would you rather be with? Gouenji-kun or Fubuki-kun?

Endou: That's a hard question... *thinks really hard about it then looks at Fubuki apologetically* Sorry, Fubuki. I knew him longer...
Fubuki: *smiles in understanding* It's alright, captain.
Endou: Also, he makes a lot of delicious foods.
Fubuki: *sweatdrops*
Kidou: Me too. I have to say Gouenji. We have a lot more things to talk about.
Sakuma (in the inside): Like their sisters.
Fubuki: I understand. *smiles*
Hijikata: *looks at Fubuki* Sorry, man. *then points at Gouenji* He once lived in our house and I've tested him already. His survival skills are way over the top.
Gouenji (whispers mostly to himself): Tested?

Host: Your turn, Fudou-kun.
Fudou: Neither. I can survive by myself.
Sakuma: Fudou! This is an interview. You have to pick!
Fudou: *ignores him then sits boredly*
Kidou: Could it be that you're actually shy about your answer?
Fudou: Like hell I am!! *frustratedly stands up* If you want an answer then it's Gouenji! *finally calms down and sits again with a dismissive expression* He's quieter. There's no need for much interaction.

Host: How about Kazemaru-kun, then?
Kazemaru: Well, it has to be Fubuki.
*everyone except for Gouenji is shocked*
Kabeyama: Why-su?! We know Gouenji-san the longest-su!
Kazemaru: *suddenly with an uncomfortable expression, remembering those times practicing Honoo no Kazamidori*
Kazemaru: *looks at Gouenji who looks amused* It's because he's good at reading people. He can see through me. *kinda depressed*
[silence]

Host: W—Well next is... Utsunomiya-kun.
Utsunomiya: I—It has to be... Gouenji-san! B—Because I—I—I...
Kiyama: Don't worry. You don't need to answer. We already know.
Utsunomiya: *confused* Know what?
Kiyama: *smiles warmly* That you're Gouenji-kun's fan.
Utsunomiya: *blushes* W—W—W—What?! Tha—That's not true!! *looks at everyone who was either nodding or smiling* Why are you all thinking that?!!
Kurimatsu: *deadpans* It's kinda obvious-deyansu. Even Gouenji-san knows about it-deyansu.
Utsunomiya: *whirls his head to Gouenji who wasn't looking at him*
Gouenji: *finally looks at him* I can pretend like I don't know if you want me to though. *smiles warmly*
Utsunomiya: *covers his face in embarrassment* Kill me now please.
*everyone laughs*
Kidou, to Gouenji: You're too much, you know that?
Gouenji: I do.

Host: Next...
Kabeyama: Sorry, Fubuki-san. But I pick Gouenji-san.
Kurimatsu: Me too-deyansu.
Fubuki: That's alright. I was expecting most of Raimon to choose him.
Gouenji: I would have chosen Fubuki though. He can kill the bears and wild animals for you. You'd never be in danger and never out of food.
Fubuki: But Gouenji-kun, your shoots are strong enough to kill too. I doubt that would be a problem for you.
Gouenji: Probably. But that's not my concern.
Kidou: Then what is?
Gouenji: I'm a supporter of animal rights.
[silence]
Fubuki: Gouenji-kun, you're making me sound like a violent person.
*everyone laughs*

Host: How about you, Tsunami-kun?
Tsunami: Well, it's hard to choose. *thinks about it for a while* but I choose Fubuki! He can surf!
*everyone sweatdrops*

Host: Umm... Tachimukai-kun?
Tachimukai: I—I choose Gouenji-san!
Host: Why is that?
Tachimukai: W—Well, I watched all his matches and most of my teammates know a lot about him. That's why... I know a lot about him too before we actually met.
Tsunami: Don't you just mean you like him because you think he's cool?
Tachimukai: Tsunami-san! Fubuki-san's cool too!
Fubuki: Don't worry about it, I understand. I would've picked him too over anyone. Well, maybe unless I had to choose between him and Someoka-kun.
Someoka: *suddenly embarrassed at the mention*
Fubuki: I would choose Someoka-kun.
Someoka: *blushes a bit* You didn't need to say all tha—
Fubuki: Oh. No. Actually. On second thought, I pick Gouenji-kun. I trust his survival skills more.
Someoka: Hey! You can't just change your mind like that! What makes you even think I don't know anything about survival?!
Kidou: Someoka, we've travelled together in the Inazuma Caravan. We know you can't make fire nor cook a proper meal.
Someoka: Oi! You don't just say informations like that! That's classified!
*everyone laughs*

Host: How about you, Sakuma-kun?
Sakuma: I have to say Gouenji too. He's really reliable in the kitchen. Sorry, Fubuki.
Fubuki: That's fine. I like Gouenji-kun's cooking more too.

Host: Next is Tobitaka-san.
Tobitaka: Gouenji. His element is fire.
[silence]
Tobitaka: *combs his hair*

Host: W—Well, how about Midorikawa-kun?
Midorikawa: Definitely Gouenji! We've researched a lot about him back at— *Hiroto covers his mouth*
Kiyama: HAHAHAHAHA... that's hilarious Midorikawa-kun. *smiles at everyone*
*everyone sweatdrops*
Kiyama (whispers): I told you we're not going to talk about our Aliea phase here...
Kazemaru: You do realize you have a mic on you, right?
Hiroto: ...
Hiroto: Well, I choose Fubuki-kun.
Kogure: He ignored it.
Hiroto: That's because, like what Gouenji-kun said, he can kill bears.
Kogure: He ignored me, too.

Host: Well, Someoka-kun?
Someoka: *looks like he's been thinking the whole time* Well, I don't know.
Kogure (in a mocking tone): Can't pick? I bet that's because you want to be with them both. Ushishishi~
Someoka: Darn you, you little sh—
Gouenji: Language.
[silence]
*everyone stares at Gouenji*
Gouenji: My sister's watching this show.
Hijikata: Yeah, my siblings too!
Someoka: Tch. Well, I choose him *points at Fubuki* He's less irritating.
Gouenji: Well, you two do need to be the wind together, don't you?
Someoka: *blushes* Just what the hell are you implying?!
Fubuki: Don't worry, Someoka-kun. I'll take care of you.
Someoka: Graaahhh! *sits down angrily*

Host: How about Kogure-kun?
Kogure: *suddenly stops laughing* Well *looks at both*... I would pick Gouenji-san. *then stares at Fubuki* He's less... creepy.

Host: Wow, Gouenji-kun had most of the votes! What can you say about it?
Gouenji: *scratches cheek* I can't believe they trust me this much. Thank you.

Host: Welp, see you guys next time!
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A/N: Welp, this is my new pastime. Do tell if you want the managers here too. Also, I'll always be using their surnames when asking but how the characters call each other stays.

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