1). He who _refuses to mix Agege bread and akara as a type of sandwich_ is a *racist* - Martin Luther King jnr (1788)
2). He who _completely unwraps moimoi and gala_
before eating *cannot keep a secret* - Abraham Lincoln (1864)3). Only a *courageous woman* can _fry a bunch of plantain without tasting any_ - Albert Macauley (1872)
4). _Drinking Garri_ doesn't mean ~*u're poor*~, but _allowing the Garri to swell before drinking_ is *poverty* - Queen Elizabeth (1893)
5). Any man who _drinks Alomo bitters without squeezing his face_, is *capable of murder* - Michael Faraday (1899)
6). Any man that uses his _teeth to cut shaki from pepper soup, with his eyes wide open_, is *not afraid of anything* - Williams Shakespeare (1900)
7). Anyone who _graduates from a conventional school without experiencing a strike_, has *never been to Nigeria* - Lord Lugard (1904)
8). He who _runs around looking for scissors to cut indomie seasoning sachet_ is *not hungry* - Dr Nnamdi
Azikiwe (1947)9). He who says _nothing lasts forever_ has *never tried Hausa perfume* - Nelson Mandela (1973)
10). No matter _how hot your temper is_, *it cannot cook yam* - Prof Jega (2015)
11). Anyone who _reads this without laughing_, is *either looking for job* or *needs money badly* - Donald Trump (2016).
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*Laughter is good for you! 😜😂🤣😋🏃🏻🏃🏻🏃🏻***
I also don't take credit for this joke and the people mentioned above did not say the jokes. Love y'all.
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RandomThanks for coming across this book and actually pausing to read the description. So this book is really all about myself and my everyday life. Inspirational quotes and love quotes are here too. I have a some funny jokes that I've seen, in the book...