Sker

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Sker is one of MaylovesAkidah's OCs, and the son of Kai and Skylor. He's also the next Master of Amber. Now, this is the only story I write that will include this character. It's about how Lloyd doesn't know every little detail of reproduction.

Enjoy!

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Skylor: Hey, Kai.

Kai: What is it, Skylor?

Skylor: It's about the baby. It's a boy.

(Skylor then hands a newborn baby to Kai. Lloyd then enters the room, and is shocked.)

Lloyd: (points at newborn) Who is he?

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Lloyd: (points at newborn) Who is he?

Kai: (insulted) Our new son.

Lloyd: But where did he come from?

Skylor: (face palms) Lloyd, did your mother ever tell you about puberty?

Lloyd: What are you talking about? What's puberty?

Skylor: Well, basically, where babies come from is from their parents.

Kai: You see, a man and a woman meet and decide to get married. After that, they decide to have a baby. So the man uses his sperm to fertilize the woman's ovaries. Nine months later, the baby is born.

Lloyd: I still don't get it. You guys are using such big words.

Kai and Skylor: (sighs)

*8 years later*

Sker: Hey mom! Hey dad!

Kai and Skylor: Happy birthday, Sker!

Lloyd: Happy eighth birthday 🎂! I bought you a book about how babies are born!

Sker: Aw, thanks, Mr. Garmadon! (hugs Lloyd)

Kai: And to think he once didn't know ab9ut the whole subject

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Kai: And to think he once didn't know ab9ut the whole subject.

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Thanks for reading! Sorry the writing is sloppy.

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