Sunday
sent 2:23 p.m.
so, what's your name... not mom?
delivered 2:25 p.m.
i hardly see how that is any of your business.
sent 2:25 p.m.
okay, harsh. i'm Abigail.
delivered 2:26 p.m.
how fitting, an annoying name for such an annoying girl.
sent 2:26 p.m.
how do you know i am girl?
delivered 2:26 p.m.
i've never met a boy named Abigail...
sent 2:27 p.m.
and you still haven't, i am a girl!
tricked yah, didn't i?
delivered 2:29 p.m.
yep, you really did...
sent 2:30 p.m.
why are you acting like you don't want to talk to me?
you're being weird.
delivered 2:31 p.m.
i don't even know you.
i thought you were going to message me once and be done.
sent 2:32 p.m.
you messaged me like seven times when i fell asleep, so...
delivered 2:33 p.m.
did not, probably like twice.
i just needed to know if the shout worked,
besides for all you know i am a 50-year-old man who kidnaps
young girls.
sent 2:35 p.m.
i know you're not a 50-year-old man because you told me
your age when we first started talking, so hah
delivered 2:37 p.m.
damn, okay, well i'm luke.
sent 2:38 p.m.
luke, what kind of name is luke?
it sounds like puke.
delivered 2:38 p.m.
you're so charming, you know that?
sent 2:38 p.m.
yep! so, i guess that means we're on a first name basis now, right?
delivered 2:39 p.m.
i guess... but that doesn't mean we're friends
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Fanfiction"hey, mom, don't be mad but Sarah puked on the nice rug." "i think you have the wrong number, I'm a 17 year old male, who is most certainly no one's mother." - When Abigal Harris accidentally texts a stranger about her dogs barfing accident, she nev...