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Murdoc x reader - my toxicity

(This stands during phase 1-2 )

Your pov

Murdoc is what you can call...a confusing friend. Since you know him, he never stopped to flirt with any women (or men) just for sex, scr*w them and ditch them like trash. Even if he was unaware of any kind of hygienic rules, he seemed to had sex with every single person in the country. You two hung around with each other most of the time, both having a good time whenever you were together, and every time you'd pick him for a ride, you'd see one or two lads get out of his place. He seemed like he was seing everyone like shit, always thinking about himself and complaining about how his band mates were ungrateful little craps...

But hey, you kind of enjoyed being around him! He knew all the good places to get drunk, the best strip tease bars and the coolest people to have fun with. You clearly were glad to be his friend, to be one of the only person he would say "hello" to when he'd see you, to be able to talk to him about sex without any awkwardness or even get drunk with without him attending to sleep with you.

But...

That was kinda the problem...

You were friendzoned

Whenever you'd see a gal getting out of his house after having a rough night with him, you'd wish it were you. You'd like him to take advantage of your drunk state to flirt with you and fuck you up. When one of his many slang would tell you about the pleasure she had with him, you'd get jealous like never. You wanted so bad to ride him, to have him dominating you, to try every sexual positions with him, to make all of your kinky phantasms become true with him, to have him ordering you to call him "master" or "daddy" while pulling on your hair...!

But nope

Impossible

He never even tried to put his hand on your thighs. When you two talk about fuck, he'd never ever attend to flirt with you. But why, were you not good enough for him? You maybe didn't worth it? What was up with him! He had a lot of sex friends, all of his friends had already banged him so why not you? Upset, you've decided that tonight, he'll love you down until you two pass out...

You had predicted to meet at a pub tonight, with some friends... but you decided not to wear (usual outfit ) no. Tonight, you were about to be so slutty that even an innocent virgin would get a boner by only seeing you. You've picked up the sexiest clothes you had, so reveling that you feared to be stopped by the cops. But hey, the damn Murdoc Niccals worth it, right? So you decided to roll with it, you took your car and rode to the pub.

[time skips bcs rides are boring to write brought you by the octocyclop]

The moment you entered the bar, most of the conversations stopped and you could feel many pairs of eyes crawling on your entire body. In your head you (were freaked out/hesitated to go home/thought "sod off"/other) but anyway, you walked toward the table your friends were at, and saw Murdoc. His back was facing you but you could clearly see him trying to hook up a gal. Annoyed by this, you continued to walk to join them. Once you reached them, the conversation slowly faded and every single one of your pals looked at you with big (hungry for some of them) eyes. When he  noticed the changing, your pervert friend turned around to face you. You just looked at him with a dominant look, awaiting for his answer...

"What the bloody hell is that?!" He yelled and laughed at the same time

"W-what? I-I thought you'd like it!" You muttered, clearly vexed

"Yeah I would but not in you! I mean-..."

"YOU CAN DIRECTLY SAY I'M AN UGLY TRASH BAG WHO CAN'T WEAR ANYTHING, IT'LL SPARE US TIME!!" You just yelled, so mad about all of this. So mad about your feelings. So mad at yourself for all this racket. So mad...so mad you just bursted in tears...fuck...

Unable to continue, you just ran out of the pub, flustered and ashamed...You couldn't even hear Murdoc's calling

Murdoc's pov

Fuck.

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck!!

Sweet Satan!

Why did I laugh like that? Why was I not able to do anything else? Why can't I just keep myself from ruining every single one of my good relationships?

And now, because I'm just as stupid as face ache, I've lost the only one person who really counts for me. (Y/n)...

Ignoring the chocked looks or laughs of my homies, I ran outside, praying for her to be there.

I passed the door and saw her down the street. My heart started racing

"(Y/n) GET YOUR BLOODY ASS HERE!! WE'VE GOT TO TALK!!" I shouted at her

"FUCK YOU NICCALS!!" She responded, not even bothered to turn around, she just continued to walk, stumbling with those damned heels.

I jogged at her and once I was close enough, I grasped her shoulder, forcing her to face me. She abruptly turned around, letting me see her watered eyes full of anger and shame. I felt my heart shake a little at this view. Belzebuth why do I feel this exact type of things when I'm around her?

"What do you want you moron?" She spat

"I..." I swallowed my saliva, bloody hell am I really about to do this?!

Descriptive pov

The green man, inhaled slowly

"I'm sorry okay?" He muttered, half of his mind wanting the girl to not understand. But she did...

"For what? For mocking me? For keeping me away from you? You'll have to precise your thoughts Niccals."

"Mocking you? Keeping you away from me!? What the hell are you saying!? I've never wanted to mock you! You chose to wear...that! And I would never want to keep you away from me!! You-..." he stopped there. The man had almost said it all.

"So...why do you always flirt everyone one else and keep on ignoring me...?" The young woman pointed out shyly, now about to cry. The bassist sighed, putting his free hand on the female's other shoulder, looking at her with eyes full of passion

"Because you mean a lot to me. I care about you like I never did with anyone else. I care about more than I care about all of my friends, all of those stupid bitches. And...I didn't know how to react...so...I protected you..."

"From...?"

"From me and my toxicity."

A silence followed the confession. None of them knew how to react.

But all of a sudden (Y/n) squeezed the satanist against her and started to cry. Murdoc just laughed slightly at this and gently patted her hair. They stayed a little like this, silently enjoying each other company. But after a few minutes, the man pulled away

"So, what do you think about getting back to your flat, you change your outfits, and we go and take a drink, just the two of us, yeah?" He asked

"Just the two of us...?"

"Are you deaf? Yeah, just both of us you know?"

"Okay, that works for me" she giggled

After the little agreement, they started to walked to (y/n)'s car, ready to pass a delightful evening...

Toxicity my butt

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