Konosuba x Male Reader

(Season 1) Chapter 3

It is one blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them

- Unknown

Y/N Pov

Right now, we were still in the tavern and we were checking megumin's stats, level and stuff. Right now she's laying her head out of hunger and exhaustion

Aqua: Adventurers card cant be forged. She's arch wizard for sure, its an advanced job that commands powerful offensive magic!

Y/N: Yeah, megumin's magic stat is high

Kazuma: This girl's magic is surely powerful

Aqua: Also, if she really can use explosion magic, then that's amazing! Its the most advanced magic there is!

Megumin: Hey, dont call me 'this girl' and 'she'. The one in black is the only one that knows my name. And i'd prefer the two of you call me by name

Her stomach then grumbles

I then chuckle and gave her the menu

Y/N: Well, go ahead and order something. Like is said "My treat"

Timeskip

Kill quest: Defeat giant toads in 3 days

Megumin: Explosion magic is the strongest magic. But thatbalso means it takes time to prepare. Please keep that frog at bay until my preparations are complete

I then unsheath my sword

Y/N: Dont worry i'll handle it

Aqua: Y/N! Y/N! There's another one over there

She then pointed another toad at the distant

Y/N: Kazuma. You handle that bastard and make sure to lure it to mine

Kazuma: Right

Y/N: Megumin, be prepared

Megumin: Understood

Kazuma: Lets go, aqua. You are a former something-or-other, right? Show off some of your former ability

Aqua: What do you mean former! Im a goddess! Present tense!

Megumin: Goddess?

Kazuma: Oh, she just calls herself one. Its rather sad. She blurts out stuff like this at times, but its best not to pay it any mind

Y/N:...Rude...

Megumin: How sad...

Aqua then started to form tears in her eyes

Aqua: Wh-What! These frogs my be strong against physical attacks, but this for sure...

She then started to run towards toad in the distance

Aqua: Watch this! I'll show you the powers of a goddess today for sure! Tremble before me and fall asleep! God requiem!

Her spear thing then started to glow with ominous colors and i gotta say, it looks badass

Aqua: 'God requiem' is a goddess' requiem of love and sorrow! Any it strikes will perish!

And the same thing happened, aqua got bit by the toad and then the toad suddenly started shaking its head

Y/N:*Poker face*. She should change her title to 'useless goddess'

Kazuma:*Poker face*. Thats a goddess for you. She put her life on the line to buy us some time

Suddenly a strong gust of winds blew at us, gaining our attention. We turned around to see megumin with dark magic coming towards her staff

Megumin: Darkness blacker than black, and darker than dark, i beseech thee, combine with my deep crimson. The time of awakening cometh. Justice, fallen upon the infallible boundary, appear now as an intagible disortion! Dance, dance, dance! Desire for my torrent of power a destructive force, a destructive force without equal! Return all creation to cinders, and come from the abyss! This is the mightiest attack magic known to man, the ultimate attack magic! Explosion!