Scenario: Basically you're hanging out with Joe
Note: This is stranger things, and your not 19+ you're your normal age. This is based off "Miss Keisha" vine.
WARNING: major profanity
Bold- you
Regular- Joe
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Joe looks around the corner I the room seeing y/n beat Elmo with a wooden rod while Joe records.
"Take this fucking ass whooping bitch!" (Honesty I don't know what she says at the beginning)
"You want a ass whooping bitch, cause I'm gonna whoop your ass back bitch!" *beats up doll*
"Oh my god"
"What are you doing now?"
"Fucking this bitch up" *draws on dolls face with purple marker*
"What?"
"Fucking this bitch up"
"Oh my god! Why did you do this to her?"
"I fucked that bitch up"
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"Whats her name?"
"Sharkeisha"
"Why didn't you say her name was Shirley?"
"Because Shirley is fucking gay"
"Ok how old is Sharkeisha?"
"9 months"
"She ugly"
"Fuck you bitch"
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"Miss Keishaaaa, miss Keisha, miss Keisha. Oh my fucking god she fucking dead"
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"I'm a bad bitch, I'm a bad bitch, im a bitch"
"Who are you?"
"Nicki Minaj bitch you already knoooowwww"
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*Walks in with big knife* "ARE YOU READY TO FUCKING DIE!"
"No- I'M A BAD BITCH YOU CAN'T KILL ME!"
"........BIT-"
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"Are you Iggy Azalea"
"What the fuck" *goes to kitchen drawer*
"What the fuck are you doing?"
*takes out big knife*
"BITCH"
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"You look just like iggy azalea"
"DON'T FUCKING CALL ME THAT BITCH!"
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"So you know how much you love Justin bieber right?"
*nods head*
"WELL I GOT YOU FRONT ROW TICKETS TO HIS CONCERTS!!"
*SCREAMS VERY LOUD*
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"Are you excited for Justin's concert?"
"Yes" *bounces up and down*
"I really didn't get you tickets"
"Bitch" *smack his head
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