richie
hey eddie spaghetti
eddie
don't ever fucking call me that again
richie
damn lmao ok
eddie
why are you messaging me??
richie
bc i wanna talk to u genius
eddie
richie
it's three am
richie
sO wHaT
eddie
i nEeD sLeEp
richie
SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK EDDIE YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS
eddie
MAYBE IM WEAK THEN
richie
BITCH YOU CANT BE WEAK WHEN YOURE FRIENDS WITH ME
eddie
awh we friends now
richie
nOT IF YOU GON BE WEAK WE AINT
eddie
WELL MAYBE I WONT BE THEN
richie
THATS THE SPIRIT
eddie
but seriously though
why are you up at three am
richie
why r u???
eddie
i was woken up by your text idiot
now quit avoiding the question
richie
fine smh
i just can't sleep
eddie
well what are you doing right now instead of sleeping
richie
talking to u?? r u dumb???
eddie
i meant besides that smart ass
richie
WoWiE EdDiE sWeArS
nah but i'm just walking around
eddie
what why
it's the middle of the night and you're just wandering the street??
richie
i like walks
they clear my head n shit
eddie
fair,,, i guess
where are you walking
richie
near the taco bell by that one lake
eddie
why there?? it's cold and shitty??
richie
it's near my house
eddie
fair point
richie
what are you doing
eddie
laying in bed idiot what else would i be doing
richie
>;))
eddie
WOW die
richie
no thanks bro
eddie
fair
richie
you text like you would be the kid that asks if we had homework
eddie
wow i've been roasted
but honestly you're kind of right
richie
JUST LIKE ALWAYS
eddie
wow die
richie
i already declined bro
eddie
ugh
richie
whattt
eddie
you
richie
wOW THANKS BRO
eddie
shut up
richie
but like,,, what part of derry are you from
eddie
idk im like kinda near the place you're at but in the family neighborhood near by where you described
richie
sweet you should come hang out with me
eddie
okay 1. i'm still not convinced you're not some child rapist trying to groom children and 2. my mother would literally kill me
richie
what if i come by your place
eddie
that's even WORSE
richie
whY THO
eddie
BECUASE MY MOM WOULD SEE YOU DUMBASS
richie
FAIR HONESTLY
eddie
NOW YOU NEED TO GO TO BED GOOD GOD
richie
BUT I DONT WANT TO LEAVE
eddie
TOO BAD
richie
UGHHH
eddie
GOOD NIGHT
richie
GOOD NIGHT HOPE U HAVE A GOOD DAY
eddie
THANKS I HOPE YOU DO TOO
richie
K GOODNIGHT BYE
eddie
GOODNIGHT DONT DIE
a/n:
so like,,, this is trash but uhh i need sleep so it's fine ig
still like vote/comment if u like it i need validation
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unknown number ~ reddie
Fanfictionthis is a modern reddie au where richie finds eddies number written on a bathroom stall and feels like pulling a prank, but eddie isn't the one that wrote it.
