uncharted 4 one shots

quirks & likes

Sam

•rocks out to AC/DC, Metallica and Katy Perry with no shame
•Will let you paint his nails is asked nicely
•real sweetheart, teaches you his parkour moves
•writes in chicken scratch
•takes incredible care of what hair he has left
•never take this hoe to a pet store because you'll walk out with a "cute wittle pupper." He calles your new Golden Retriver, Avery.
•his favorite candy is the orange starbursts
•has binge watched greys anatomy four times
•keg stand king
•if you get him fluffy socks, he will love you forever
•writes poetry when he's drunk and mad.
•lefty

Rafe

•listens to classical music in public and heavy metal in private
•drinks only vintage alcohol
•history nerd
•the cleanest nails you've ever seen
•114% not a morning person
•had tried and liked weed
•owns a pair of ugly sweaters
•bench presses 280 but does yoga as to not look like a "Watermelon on steroids."
•would kill for game of thrones
•is actually the funniest person you'll ever meet, when he's not an asshole
•such a romantic because he never wants you to leave him
•yandere-esque
•buys you $500 heels, they're pretty ugly but you love him so...

Nate

•forces you to teach him how to cook. He's now better than you
•proposes to you with a poker face
•takes you to the movies you want to watch
•also writes in chicken scratch
•ambidextrous
•wears Hawaiian shirts for shits and giggles
•throws bbq's but ends up falling asleep halfway through it
•black licorice is good to this bitch for some reason?
•gets a haircut twice a month
•allergic to bees but they're his favorite animal/insect
•owns five photo albums, one being dedicated to you and him, mainly filled up with ugly pictures and the two of you sleeping and drunk.
•has the softest clothing in the world but won't say where he got it

Nadine

•Will teach you about pressure points
•going to the gym as a first date... How romantic
•can & will binge watch On My Block seven times in a row
•sings like an angel
•incredibly gay when she wants to be
•loves when you touch her hair. But only you
•cuddly baby
•loves when you call her babe
•has every single Taylor Swift and The 1975 album that ever came out
•owns a record player
•loves to longboard to calm her down
•carries a knife with her everywhere
•cuts her own hair because nobody else gets it right
•can touch her tongue to her nose

Victor

•huge fan of Jazz, swears he met Frank Sinatra on multiple occasions
•carries a handkerchief in his front left pocket
•Will teach you how to waltz, foxtrot and and square dance. Thanks, Texas.
•hates classical music with a passion
•owns a flip phone because he's shit with tech. He cannot maintain an iPhone because he will accidentally drop it out a window or some bullshit
•goes to 7/11 to buy their brand name raspberry tea
•occasionally gets a blueberry danish
•can draw incredibly well
•cooks great too
•spaghetti and lasagna are his favorite foods
•probably smokes flavored cigars
•willing and ready to cut a bitch who even looks at you wrong
•thought about dying his hair orange
•would kill for a dog, especially a chocolate lab too.

Bonus- Chloe (only because I love her)

•Will brush tf out of your hair
•can't cook for shit
•has magic fingers if you catch my drift
•owns a cannon camera with only pictures of flowers on it
• peanut butter M&M's are her favorite candy
• has a goldfish she keeps on her desk at home name Herbert
• has a small reading Nook she reads books on/in
• has glasses but never wears them
• giant collection of seashells, rocks, and sea glass
• would spend every penny on you if you hadn't forced her to stop
• follows baseball like a lost puppy

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PREACH

Don't forget to take your pills <3