group chat: auston, matthew, mitch, jack, connor, christian, charlie, zach
charles mac and cheese: looks like aust really misses aly
werenski: ouuu
mitch the bitch: TRUST ME HE DOES
christian fisherman: aww how cute
mitch the bitch: before she left they watched stranger things together and cuddled and now it's all he talks about
mcdaddy: oml stop i can't handle this
eichs: it's like those stories where the best friends end up together
charles mac and cheese: except matts and aly will never end up together
christian fisherman: ya he can't even get a kiss
pig nose matthews: we've kissed before
werenski: WHAT
pig nose matthews: obviously not recently
mcdaddy: thank god
tkachuky cheese: ELABORATE
pig nose matthews: ok so it happened a few times
christian fisherman: ay story time
pig nose matthews: well the first time it was at a party we were like 13 i think and we were playing spin the bottle and everyone thought that aly and matthew were a thing so when i spun the bottle it landed on aly and we kissed
eichs: AWWWWWW
werenski: jack your interrupting the story
pig nose matthews: anyways it was that big of a deal it was a game and a peck it wasn't like anything amazing because it was both our firsts but like to me it was perfect and the second time was even better
charles mac and cheese: oh my jesus that's so cute
mitch the bitch: i'm with willy and kap and i has to go to the bathroom to stop myself from screaming
pig nose matthews: and so the second kiss we were probably 15 and we were drunk
werenski: auston matthews drinking at 15
tkachuky cheese: smh very disappointed
pig nose matthews: matthew it was your fucking party
tkachuky cheese: oh my lord i remember this one i want to tell it
eichs: GOO TELL IT
tkachuky cheese: so auston and aly were like super duper drunk and i was watching them and they were dancing and stuff and then they went into a closet and that's all i know
mcdaddy: AUSTON CONTINUE IT
pig nose matthews: so we went into the closet and started making out like it was really good and i don't remember how long we made out for but we woke up in the closet the next morning and i don't even think she remembers that kiss
charles mac and cheese: i remember this party i fell asleep on a pool floatie thing
mitch the bitch: OMG OMG OMG HURRY TELL THE THIRD IM STILL IN THE BATHROOM AND WILLY THINKS I DIED
pig nose matthews: so the third one i was probably 17 it was before i moved to switzerland we threw a going away party it wasn't big so like an hour in everyone was drunk and i was looking for aly because i wanted to see her and when i found her she was crying so i sat next to and i patted her back and i asked her what was wrong and why she was crying and she said it was because she was going to miss me so much and it literally broke my heart and we just starred at each other for like forever and then we both leaned in and we started kissing it was like a really great kiss it was soft and passionate but at the same time hot and aggressive it was literally the perfect kiss and it was definitely going somewhere you would know because she took off her shirt
mcdaddy: OMG I CANTTTT
charles mac and cheese: let him finish
pig nose matthews: but we will never know what might've happened because matthew fucking tkachuk decided to open the door and barge in on us
christian fisherman: woah
mitch the bitch: LIKE WHAT THAT IS LITERALLY AMAZING I DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW THAT COULD BE ANY MORE AMAZING
werenski: matty ruined it wtf
tkachuky cheese: oh my shit i remember that i was like oh uh hi ok bye
eichs: damnnnn
pig nose matthews: but now she's with clayton so
mcdaddy: NOBODY TELLS ANYONE
charles mac and cheese: especially clayton
