The Sucidal Next Door [Khr/BSD]

Beginning

"OI DAZAI!!! WHERE ARE YOU GOING!?"

A man smiled, his feet almost out the door as he held a suitcase. Turning he looked at his supposed partner, pouted, and screamed back.

"AWwwWW~ You want me to stay here with you~ I'm HAPPY KUNIKIDA-KKUNNNNnn-?!"

A pen was thrown directly at him,
but he managed to sidestep dramatically from it.

"AS IF!" Screamed Kunikida "You Sill Have Paperwork before you go, damn Bangade Wasting Idiot!"

Dazai froze for a moment, slowly turning towards the door.
And Ran from the Agency after screaming yet again.

"I'LL LEAVE THAT TO YOU KUNIKIDA-KUUNNNNNNNNnnnnn"

With that,
The tall messy-haired male walked towards the airport, skipping in his steps as he hummed his favorite song.

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A break huh.
If he was honest, he had no idea what the hell is he supposed to do during this.

Dazai Osamu, on break.

A vacation from his job- and as Fukuzawa Yuukichi spoke.

"It is at least a 3month available leave Dazai."

His supposed 'boss' told him.

"These are your total accumulated leaves from the job. You did contribute much since your arrival."

After the three-way war with the guild, Fukuzawa had brought this up.

And with the deal between Akutagawa and Atsushi. Taking a break now is a good time, Dazai is sure about that.

Even the rats need time to plan.

Dazai couldn't help but smile.

Vacation.

That word still felt foreign.
And as he arrived at the airport, he couldn't help but feel the small excitement of being in a new land in a couple of hours.

Namimori.

It is a small town outside, and at a reasonable distance -if you consider how easy it is to hijack a plane in that airport and then re-routing it back- to yokohama just in case he needs to get back to the Agency.

Surprisingly enough, that town is a hotspot for the Italy Mafioso lately.

Another reason to go there and check things out.

Even though he had quit the port mafia, Dazai couldn't help but want to know what is happening over there on the dark side of the world.

So to say, Curiosity got the better of him. And this vacation is a chance to find himself a new proper suicide method as well.

"How exciting~"

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As soon as he landed,
Dazai immediately went to look for the apartment he had rented.
A suitcase in hand while another held a piece of paper with the directions.

"Hmm.."

He wore that he wasn't directionally challenged-

"Ah-" He looked back from the paper to see something coming towards him at an insane speed.