"Did you know that I am a turtle? Turtles are slow. Turtles have shells. I am a turtle. Turtles are awesome. Awesome is a turtle."
"This took a really long time to type." The turtle thought. But this was no ordinary turtle. This was Lord Bob Larry Frankfurter II, the very famous turtle. He was famous for being the fastest turtle in the world, traveling at speeds of 4.5 miles per hour. Oh, you've never heard of him? Do you live under a rock? He is Lord Bob Larry Frankfurter II. Everyone knows who he is.
Lord Bob Larry Frankfurter II looked up from his computer. His autobioghraphy was almost a page long! He was almost done with it. Soon, he could publish it and get a lot of TurtleBucks. "Maybe I'll publish it for humans too." Lord Bob Larry Frankfurter II thought.
And he did! You can buy his book Turtle: the Life of a Turtle today.
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My Journal
Short StoryThis is all my journals from the 2013-2014 school year and also some short stories as well.
