Journal of a Green Witch

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I saw a picture on Facebook and I thought it was fricking hilarious 😂

If men flirted like birds:
"I built a house for you and I to live in!"
"I collected a bunch of pretty things for you...like this rock!"
"I'll dance and sing for you!"

If birds flirted like men:
"I sent you a pic of my dick...send something back..."

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