ME

Letter To My Future Husband

Dear Baby,
                   I know you aren't an infant but I prefer calling you one cause that's how I'll treat you. And to clear off your doubts don't worry if we ever have kids you'll still be my baby. I'm writing this letter to you since you are going to be that special asshole in my life who I believe will Last till my last breath but before you commit all your vows with me I would want you to read this letter. I hope you take your decision very seriously of making me your beloved wife cause I'm no perfect women to fill up your life with perfection ish I can only enhance your life from good to better, best would be a tough challenge but I could always try to do so. Know the value of me well enough for I'm a women with a strong mind. I may be a jerk at times but if you treat me equally with sufficient love and care I wouldn't hesitate to shower your life with eternal happiness no matter how bad day you may have there can always be 95% chances of gulping happiness cause that's gonna be served at the dinner table daily and of course the bed will always overflow with happiness sometimes when things go wrong between us be a man and learn to Clear out it that day itself cause no matter I'm tagged as your wife your still losing the bits of happiness...... Your missing on those few minutes of happiness though you think you got millions of minutes for the happy times with me.. Well your wrong on that cause I'm not rowing the boat of death. It can take me away from you anytime or the other way round and remember I didn't get married to you to leave you the very next day I got married to you with a plan and a goal. PLAN to be beautiful lover and a good wife and GOAL to do something in life with a well build support system and I consider you as that support system cause from an infant to a young adult my parents were the anchor to my boat so make sure you be the ocean to my boat and not the termite to wood. I have no expectations with you but whatever I say is just some things you should know and be aware off. Spare me for I'm a still a growing women and my mood swings are unbearable, forgive me for the times I couldn't make up to you for you know how much I love you and I value the whole of you completely. Don't take me for granted I ain't gonna accept your behavior if you don't play your role as a good husband. Mr. Future Husband I really don't know who exactly  you are and what kind of a person you are I just hope you don't end up regretting to choose me as your wife for it takes a real man to devote his life to a loyal women. Don't you dare to take your eyes off your wife and put on the vision of lust on a more attractive women you will find beauty in every flower but not all of them will have the thorns of wisdom to mould you to become a better person. This letter I'm specifically writing to you my gonna be husband cause ya finally it's you out of the 7 billion people in the world it's you and be proud of that cause not all dicks get to fuck with me. You are the man who's gonna be with me in good times and in bad I hope to see you there by my side in any particular time no matter during giving birth to our kid or at my death bed I will always need you besides me and I don't really need to keep telling you that there are somethings you really gotta put in efforts in knowing me cause you ain't marrying any dumb women you are marrying the wisest one not all cows eat grass not all dogs eat biscuits not all men get to marry me you are that lucky person. I didn't pick you up from any lucky draw contest I picked you up with all my pride all my dignity I choose and if you think I'm a sarcastic fool and my choices are always wrong in food and clothes well you are probably one of my choices to if you have a problem with any of my choices trust me I change my choices too whether it is any God damn decision. I'm sorry I'm being really mean but I'm being really straightforward as well if you think there is something in me which you can't handle don't dare to take the risk of marrying me cause I'm a lifetime commitment and not a yearly investment think 10times before you take the decision of living the rest of your life with me there is no forever in this case there is only together and I'm sorry I can't let you go away from me I'm mentally and physically attached to the whole of you so leaving and going anywhere is not an option. Maybe I would not be able to fulfill all the dreams but I will be there with you in the living world building your dreams with efficient love and support. Don't forbid me as a whore, hoe etc I'm as loyal as a dog and as wild as a wolf don't try to tame me with your dominance you'll probably end up getting eaten but you can always have a loving tone to speak whatever you want to. And if you don't respects my words right now or you can't understand what I'm saying then maybe your not the one then, you can pass it on to the next person cause if you really want to know me these are the keywords to my heart if you make use of them wisely only then you'll be gifted with a beautiful wife that's "Me" and if you think I'm self bragging about my beauty, well fuck yes!!!! I know how beautiful I'm and how loyal I'm with my commitments. You may give me many romantic dialogue like "I can't live without you" ish ish(etc) but trust me these words won't really mean anything to me until you practically prove them to me. And if you ever leave me I'll just give you your own words back "You said you can't live without me, so why aren't you dead yet? Why you still breathing" as simple as that.
Yes, I do have a lot of "Ands" and "Buts" in this letter but it's totally on you how you can convert these "Ands" and "Buts" into I'll be there for you in good and bad times which definitely covers up all my terms & conditions. You can surely be a plain in my ass I can totally take that...... But don't consider me as a pain in your head if you have any problem see that the first word regarding it is with me and not anybody else cause they don't know me as much as you know me so deal with me on your own words not someone else's words trust me I don't understand the language of love from a stranger it's always from you that's why we are gonna be tied up with love bands around our fingers. I may suck at bed sometimes maybe cause I'm not in mood but that doesn't mean I lose interest in you, your dick is still my 2nd priority in my list the 1st priority is always you and if you thinking about where my parents stand oh don't worry they are included at the very first of my priority list without a number position. And please I don't want any gossip games with your mom trust me I have no time to waste on discussing who's wife is roaming with whom neither do I need to give a mock exam to your mom who's gonna be my mom after marriage but seriously my greatest mock exam was our relationship and I cleared it our on the engagement itself I'm well qualified in the final exam as well i.e our wedding . I don't need to prove myself to anybody else other than you. You know how badly I love dogs and other animals right!!!!! So better be a good animal lover otherwise sorry boss this marriage is over here itself on a personal note I hate people who have problems with pets and animals and if you are one of those people don't think you are gonna have a happy married life with me cause I will curse you everyday for not liking them, you don't just get married to me you have to get married to everything about me my likes, dislikes my dogs I'm your whole package baby and you can't cancel out anything from this package you gotta accept it just the way it is and regarding about having our own kids honey!!! I don't care if the kid is from my womb or not I'll always love a baby like my own and you need to be opened minded regarding this too cause you may never know what kind of disorders any of us may have for producing kids but there is always something called as adoption we could always use that alternative if. We fail to make kids from our own blood. Blood never mattered, mentality and love did. I hope you understand whatever I'm saying I have my reason to tell you all this cause I fucking love you that's why I'm getting married to you open your eyes and see I'm already waiting at the altar for you and your still here reading if you have any disagreements with this letter don't dare to get married to me I'll burn you in hell remember and if you're all sorted with all words fuck off from your phone and come to your baby girl fast daddy otherwise I'll end up getting married to the mother fucking priest. Duhhhh!!! Just kidding come soon!! Don't be late on your own wedding day.
Cya!! Whoever you are mr. Husband
Love you. Keep up to the vows and don't be a fucking asshole I can surely replace the whip with a knife. Just kidding.
                    Your angelic wife,
                        Cecilia D'Souza