DANGANRONPA IN A NUTSHELL

~9k special~

DAAAAMN DANIEL

👏 You 👏 guys 👏are 👏 legends 

I'm reaaaally tired rn

But because you're all special 

And I loooooooooove you

(Not u Chaarvissima go make out with Mr Roy)

I THE MEME QUEEN MIODA SHALL WRITE ABSOLUTE SHEEEEEIIIIIT

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Mioda and CHOOCHOO the dank engine were in the first death class of the day...

"Okay I want you to go in pairs now idio- students" Mr Teacher sir said in a monotone voice. Dead inside 24/7/365.25/69/69. Simple enough request right?

"Wanna go in pairs?" the th0t asked.

"Yeah sure let me just bring a chair!" Mioda responds cheerfully. Kay that's not true. She was fxcking sleep-deprived. Hits her leg on the chair with an extremely loud sound. 

"I MADE AN OWWIEEE AUUU- ok I'm fine now..." Mioda went from 10 to 0 in two seconds as she limped over, ignoring the excruciating pain in her leg with a smile on her face.

"Oh my god! Mioda are you okay?!?" CHOOCHOO asked with concern. When tf did she start caring?

"No it feels like a bloody period in my leg BUT THAT'S FINE!!1!1!"

"OHMYGOMIODA!"

"Aye let me tell u about this one time I sat down on this couch at school which these weird metal discs kinda poking out and I kinda jumped right on so I got stabbed veeery deep in my arm but I didn't notice until 10 minutes later when blood was running right down my arm and staining my clothes which scared the life out of the teacher!"

"OOOOHHHHKAAAY THEENNN!"

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~Time Skip Brought To You By Something I Did In French~

nyooom

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"Hey hey give me your planner for one sec!" Mioda DEMaNdEd.

"Ya okay" Chaarvissima repliiiedd.

LITERALLY 2 SECS LATER

Mioda giggled evilly. That's never a good sign.

"Miodaaaaa! What did you d-"

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Mioda held out the planner.

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