Steven universe: Genderbend One shots (Nora Universe)

Gina babysitter

Nora finishes washing another car and says:

-Bye, thanks for coming!

-Man, two customers. The fast lava wasn't moved like this since the mud tornado that happened 15 years ago!

-Wow, you worked here long before I was born!

-Yes, even after I've grown rich some time after I got pregnant with you!

-How did you get the job?

-Well, I was walking with your father and ...

-Wait! She says running to the van and picking up the guitar.-Don't tell me, sing to me!

She only gets $1 and a few bottle caps playing and says:

-Damn, this don't give even buy a hot dog without sauce!

She goes to Victor's house:

-Hey, Victor?

-Gina, what a surprise!

She is trying to give food to her daughter, whom Martina left at the door and abandoned her.

-Ready to eat? You'll love this carrot puree!

She turns her face and he says:

-Ah, you is too cool for the carrot puree?

-Yeah!

-I'm hungry! She says going to the kitchen and squeezing the cheeks of Little Sour Cream.

-Hey, I'm trying to negotiate with her!

-Nice! She says putting cereal in the bowl.

-Your magical boyfriend can't make food?

-No, Rob is a gem and gems don't need to eat, but I do!

-So, what have you been up to lately? Besides idolizing everything he does!

-Working on some songs for my new album!

-Oh, the "new album" you've been working on for six months?

-Yes!

-This is cool!

-And how is life with the baby?

He is hit in the face with the carrot puree and says:

-What do you think?

-Difficult, you mind if I stick around today?

-Nothing more than the usual right? I think I'm going to eat too! He says trying to get some cereal, but didn't was have anything else.-Thanks for leaving me the crumbs, Gina!

-You're welcome!

-What am I going to eat now?

Little Sour Cream picks up the pot and it says:

-Good idea Little Sour Cream!

On the couch, Gina watched television:

-"Arriving this fall, he is a small butler, with a great attitude"!

She wets the couch with milk.

-Victor, you've seen the commercial ...

-Hey, my couch!

-I think I made a mess right?

She goes to the laundry room and Victor says:

-Take off that dirty shirt!