>>Be me
>>Be my 17th birthday
>>Want to go to an escape room because I don't give a fuck
>>never have gone to an escape room
>>SAT the next day
>>Invite a group of degenerates to 'help' you
>>one is a weeabo, one is a greeceaboo, one is a koreaboo, one is a trans, one is a fucking idiot, and then there is me: trash
>>go inside said escape room
>>Spend thirty minutes trying to figure out just what the fuck to do.
>>I yell 'Deus vult', as we are in a medeivel room
>>trans person starts fondling the suit of armor in the room.
>>Someone starts singing all star by smashmouth
>>Confused_shrek.png
>>We make our first discovery while singing it
>>we don't stop because we seemed to be blessed by a godly shrek.
>>almost complete the room after singing this song for 15 minutes
>>Two six year olds join us
>>The room is a medeivel type room
>>Six year olds start screaming irrationally
>>the fucking idiot discovers something important, but doesn't say it for 15 minutes because she thinks it is dumb
>>Trans person starts to fondle the knights again
>>We go to a second room, which is a horror room
>>The six year olds start screaming louder, and we can no longer hear each other speak
>>a six year old takes a part which we have been looking for, for about 15 minutes
>>Someone knocks on the other side of the door,
>>shit.png
>>six year olds scream, begging for mercy.
>>Lord shrek does not compromise
>>we have to listen to a message but the six year olds keep screaming insanely
>>put them back In the other room. the party looks relieved.
>>we hear the message, and get out, only to find ALL the members have to leave in order to win.
>>I am the sacrifice, so I return.
>>I go in the other room, and find the wo six year olds, are sword fighing with the plastic daggers.
>>get stabbed about 15 times
>>get the six year olds out
>>Get to sleep late due to the sheer amount on annoyingness I had to endure
>>Get bad grade on SAT
>>Goddammit.Png
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