|9|Swear You - Angsty Prinxiety

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Swearing overload!!!

Narrator: In the middle of another argument, Virgil and Roman starts to swear at each other (Patton can't stop them) and further an awkward moment

Roman: Oh, shut up! You're not helping, Virge!

Virgil: Don't tell me what to do, smartass!

Roman: Excuse me?

Virgil: Oh I'm sorry, I guess your fucking ears are not responding correctly. I said *raises middle finger*

Roman: Stop being a tantrum throwing dipshit

Virgil: I'm sorry your fucking highness! Shall I get your tea and crumpets!?

Patton: Kiddos, don't fight...

Virgil: Sorry Patton, its just... this motherfucker won't stop whining!

Roman: Oh fuck off

Virgil: No, you fuck off

Roman: Oh sorry didn't heard that, all I heard is "Fuck You"!

Virgil: Pass

Roman: *silent* Wha?

Virgil: What's wrong, Princey? Did your fucking insults backfire?

Roman: What do you mean by "Pass"?

Virgil: Don't say that you don't get what I said

Roman: You took it seriously?!?

Virgil: No...

Logan: Are you tantr- *cutted off when Patton puts a finger infront of his mouth*

Roman: Fuck it...

Virgil: Fuck what?

Roman: Just... don't make this moment even more awkward

Virgil: But you thought I would let you-

Logan: I am stopping you right there, *whispers* Patton is here

Virgil: Fine, but fuck you Roman

Roman: Smash

Logan: I said-

Patton: My life is ruined

My idea just got flushed down when I listened to War Of Hormone and I can't remember the real plot, sorry.

-5/10/18

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