Together, We're Alone » Chris Evans [2]

010 - GROUPCHAT

Kickassers + babies

Birdy
so, we have another Evans baby.
Congrats.
Am I the godfather this time?

Sebby
No. I am.
Plus you knew.

Old Man
I'm the godfather.

Birdy
**grandfather

Hubby
Listen.

Hormonal Evans
No.
Listen.
My parents are coming in.
And why the fuck
is my name Hormonal Evans?

Hubby
I suddenly have to leave early for filming.

Sebby
Did he just
Jesus christ Christopher
meet the girls family
you knocked her up TWICE

Birdy
i'm ashamed.

Old Man
Meet her family for fucks sake!

Hormonal Evans
We both suddenly have filming.
No. My family is so damn judgmental.
I'd rather not.
Kill me.

Sebby
Say you moved in with me.
I've got an empty room.
I'm single as hell.
I'll take in my favorite people.

Old Man
I'm moving in.

Birdy
Me too.

Spidey
And me.

Birdy
No

Sebby
I suddenly don't have a house????

Hormonal Evans
I'm hiding.